Hate On Bey

Beyonce to copy Solange!!!

2009-11-30T02:40:00.000-08:00

Poor Solange, she tried to stay in her own lane and do her own thing and now here comes Beyonce to steal her glory! Of course you all know that Solange does Indie music, right. Well, Beyonce has announced that she also wants to do Indie on her next album!
The copycat said during an interview that she would like to collaborate with unsigned artists for her next year release. She said the idea was inspired by her sister/singer Solange Knowles.

"There's so many people I'd like to work with still, but I'd like to maybe go outside of the box," Beyonce told The Observer. "My sister [Solange] has put me on to bands like [indie group] Of Montreal and some other different types of artists. I would love to do something like that on my next album."

Beyonce Knowles announced her plan to release a fourth solo studio album during her last U.K. stop of "I Am..." tour in Nottingham earlier this month. "This is my last show for this tour in the U.K., so hopefully, I'll see you all in a year with a new album," so she said at that time.

Thats a daym shame! THE NERVE!!!! I bet Solange will sit back and say nothing, what an idiot!

Camilla the Duchess slams Beyonce!!

2009-11-27T12:25:00.000-08:00

The Duchess of Cornwall spoke for the first time yesterday, about the way youngsters are sexualised by explicit rap videos. Camilla was taking part in a discussion with victims of sexual violence during a visit to a rape crisis center when the topic turned to how music videos affect teenagers today. She told an audience of women that children thought they could get away with things because teachers failed to punish them.

Referring to the images children are exposed to, the Duchess said: ‘A lot of those videos are terrifying. ‘I am sure they trigger a response in some of the young people. I can never understand how they can get away with making those things.’ The Duchess has avoided speaking in public on social issues until now. Her stance has been in marked contrast to Charles’ first wife, Diana, Princess of Wales, who was renowned for the way in which she tackled controversial issues.

Yesterday, the Duchess made her concerns clear that youngsters are already becoming immune to such images of sex and violence. She said schools need to become involved in teaching both male and female schoolchildren ‘the value of respect for each other.’ During the discussions, the subject turned to a controversial video by pop singer Beyonce, who is particularly popular with young girls.

In the promotion for the single Video Phone, which also features the outlandish singer Lady Gaga, Beyonce provocatively dances in a series of increasingly skimpy outfits and holds a toy gun to the head of a bare-chested man who is hooded.

‘It has happened too quickly, values have changed so much,’ the Duchess said. ‘I suppose it’s peer pressure, that’s the problem. You don’t want to look like the odd one out.”

But it takes a strong person to show that they don’t approve, especially at that age. It’s a breakdown of discipline. There doesn’t seem to be any punishment for such behavior. The teachers are too kind.’
Article via Bossip.com

Beyonce I am Yours performance Video

2009-11-27T12:13:00.000-08:00

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EXCLUSIVE Behind the Scenes: Video Phone!!

2009-11-25T15:48:00.000-08:00

Whats Beyonce Thankful For? Shallow Shyt!!

2009-11-25T15:43:00.000-08:00

"I'm thankful for my life, I'm thankful for my health and my family and for music and for having the best job in the world," she said.

In a performance made during her I Am... Tour, this summer at the Encore Theater at Wynn, Las Vegas, Knowles shares the inspiration behind many of her hits.

"People don't know that these songs meant more than just the songs that are catchy," she said. "It's my life."

Beyonce said the hit "Dangerously in Love," off her debut solo album, was when she fell for her husband, hip hop mogul Jay-Z.

"A lot of the people in the audience would know 'Crazy in Love,' but would not particularly know this is when I met my first love ... my husband," Beyonce said. "There's an actual story behind all of my songs and why I wrote the songs and I wanted to show that."

For her Las Vegas performance, the R&B singer-songwriter put together an entirely new show.

"I've always wanted to perform in Las Vegas, I've always wanted to do my own show there, because a lot of the icons that I look up to had amazing shows in Las Vegas," she said. "I thought if I'm going to have my own Las Vegas show, it has to be right and it has to have heart and soul and it has to be something memorable."

"My whole objective here is for people to see what they don't get to see. Just give me my band, give me a stage, some cool smoke and lights and you see the sweat, you see the pain, you see the love, you see the soul and it's about music," she said.

The seven-time Grammy award-winning singer juggled the music, new choreography, lighting and direction. Beyonce said she pushes herself to perfection.

"When I work, I don't eat. I don't use the restroom...," she said. "And I think my team is just as crazy as I am because they are right there with me pushing it and pushing themselves."

From her on-screen role as Foxxy Cleopatra in "Austin Powers," to her new hit "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)," the talented performer has become a symbol of female empowerment.

"I always will believe in the strength we have as women," Beyonce said. "And there are certain things you should not put up with and you have the choice to set the standards.

"I know a lot of young women listen to my music when they need encouragement," she said. "There's nothing better than someone coming up to me and saying, 'I knew I had to get rid of that guy,' and 'I listened to that song and I knew that I was better than that and it gave me the strength to move on to the next chapter of my life.'"

Surrounding herself on-stage and off with strong women of all shapes and sizes, Beyonce's band is an all-female ensemble.

"It was a couple years ago," she said, "I had this idea to have a female band. We had auditions in New York, Chicago, Houston and L.A. And people flew from all over the world. ... I wanted young people to feel like there's somebody on the stage that they can identify with. They are all different shapes, different sizes, different races. And they play better than the guys. It just makes me really, really proud."

"A lot of us didn't know each other when we made the band three years ago," said band member Divinity Roxx, who plays bass. "I have grown as a musician in these past three years. I have grown as a person."

"You have to grow because as she gets better, we have to get better. It's like, everybody has to step their game up," said drummer Nikki Glaspie.

Beyonce has grown from a talented 9-year-old to the lead singer in the girl group Destiny's Child into a pop icon, at the helm of a thriving business empire. She's been ranked as one of the world's most powerful celebrities by Forbes, reportedly earning an estimated $87 million in 2009.

"There would definitely not be a Beyonce without Destiny's Child. I love my girls," she said.

From "Star Search" to Forbes Celebrity 100, Beyonce has continued to come out on top.

"I don't like to gamble, but if there is one thing I'm willing to bet on is myself," she said.

ABC's special television event begins on Thanksgiving night, Nov. 26, at 9 p.m. ET with "Beyonce: I Am... Yours." "Paul McCartney: Good Evening New York City" airs at 10 p.m. ET.

Beyonce lost to Taylor Swift AGAIN!!!

2009-11-23T02:55:00.000-08:00

Beyonce lost in the category of Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist to Taylor Swift at this year's American Music Awards. Ha Ha, isn't that funny! Hopefully this loss will make her come down to earth and realize that shes not a contender in the pop scene. Shes only an R&B artist and thats what she will always be considered as despite her clawing and scraping to get in the category. She did win the Soul/R 'n' B Music category for Favorite Female Artist, though. Thats just another confirmation that shes nothing more than an R&B chic.

In case you didn't know, Beyonce was not in attendance. Now we know why she didn't show up. Was the loss too embarassing?

Is Beyonce insecure?

2009-11-23T02:45:00.000-08:00

As you've noticed lately, Jay-Z has been seen around town with a few unknown ladies in exclusive pics. So anyway, maybe Beyonce is jealous or perhaps she doesn't trust him because Jay-Z attended the Victorias Secret 2009 Fashion Show in NYC on 11/19/09 (show will air on 12/10) and asked the paparazzi to NOT take pics of him with the models.
They say he dodged the cameras and repeatedly asked to not have pics taken of him. Maybe theres some insecurity to blame for that strange request.
According to the New York Post, the rapper told the lingerie brand that he did not want to pose with their models nor walk the red carpet with them.
According to AOL.com, he was also given a booth at the after party in New York so he could "keep his distance from models including Alessandria Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum.”

Hmm...sounds like somebodys catering to an insecure chica to me. What do you think?

Beyonce at Katsuya lastnight

2009-11-22T17:30:00.000-08:00

11/20/09 Beyonce went to Katsuya and had a quiet dinner with her husband whose always wearing black, Jay-Z. Beyonce is looking rather old, huh? Drake and Jeezy also was in attendance. Beyonce is looking like a deer caught in the headlights with her same ole weave. Somebody get her a stylist!

Video - Beyonce putting out a new album!

2009-11-22T17:27:00.001-08:00

Get ready for a Bey overload, as she ended her show lastnight at the Trent FM Arena she told the crowd (at the 1:00 mark) that shes putting out a new album next year....how dreadful!

Jay-Z stepping out with Rita Ora?

2009-11-21T15:41:00.000-08:00

Here is another image of Jay-Z trying to remain incognito and down low with the lady I mentioned in my previous post. To be fair, her name is Rita Ora and shes signed to Roc Nation, Jay-Zs record label.... but my question is, why do they meet at night and go on dates with one another. Is Jay-Z cheating on Bey? Only time will tell. I will keep you guys posted.

Beyonce covers "Sweet Love" by Anita Baker

2009-11-21T15:19:00.000-08:00

Beyonce was in Edmonton lastnight and she has added a new piece to her tired azz world tour. Since her songs can't serenade the crowd due to their low IQ lyrics, shes picked up an old song and added it to her act. Its by the great Anita Baker, a 90's R&B singer. In the beginning, she belts out horrendous tunes, so if you want to skip the screaming part, go to the :28 second mark to hear her damage the song completely.

Jigga Cheatin in the open?

2009-11-20T10:31:00.001-08:00

Lastnight, Diddy had his 40th birthday party and Jay-Z showed up. Here he is talking to Steve Stout....but what else do you see. Did you notice that he is without his ring and sitting next to a Beyonce look-a-like. Jay-Z goes after the long weave, light skin type of woman. He looking sorta sad and lonely in the pic as well. Jay and Beys relationship appears to be a cat and mouse game they play using the tabloids to piss each other off. I can see this marriage being dissolved by 2012.

Beyonces glove

2009-11-19T16:06:00.000-08:00

It seems that Beyonces ridiculous glove has been missing in action for a while now. I guess she ditched the stupid idea of having a gimmick in order to remain relevant. If you've seen this glove (along with that Mormon hairstyle) please let us know. I doubt that glove or the hairstyle will see the light of day again. Of course shes resorted back to that same ole hairstyle that shes been wearing since 1996 when No No No came out. I wonder whats next on her list of idiotic ideas?

Beyonce kissed a 15 yr old!!!!

2009-11-19T15:28:00.000-08:00

Lastnight, Beyonce performed at the Manchester M.E.N. arena in the UK and went into the crowd, then kissed a 15 yr old boy named Ellis on the cheek!

As she walked through the crowd, she picked out a 15 yr old, blonde haired boy and asked him if he knew her name. He said "yes, Beyonce"

She then asks him to repeat it since she loved his accent so much and he repeated it for her. She then began to sing "I love your accent"

Thats when the kiss came on the teenagers cheek from this 28 yr old woman, and then she got on the stage and started to sing 'Say my Name' from her Destinys Child days.

Um, this is totally inappropriate! I don't understand how a 28 yr old stranger can go around kissing little boys. Who cares that shes famous, its just weird to me. Hey, watch she gets away with this because Beyonce can't do any wrong. For more on this story, go here.

Get ready for a SHOW DOWN!!!

2009-11-19T15:07:00.000-08:00

November 23rd has proven to be a pretty big day for our up and coming fame icons, and of course Beyonce wants in on the action. So, whats so special about 11/23 you ask. Its the day that Rihannas 'Rated R', Lady GaGa 'The Fame Monster', Beyonces I am...Yours and I am... Sasha Fierce albums will drop. Just for kicks, I need to mention that Shakira will also be dropping an album on that day called 'She Wolf'

Now, why is Beyonce dragging out that old ass album. I know she will certainly flop in comparison to Lady GaGa as well as Rihanna. Did you know that Lady GaGa released a video for her latest single called "Bad Romance' and the video garnered over 13 million views in 3 days. Rihannas video for 'Russian Roulette' also racked up over 6 million views in 3 days...however Beyonce barely cracked 1 million for her latest wack video 'Video Phone'. Those are the kinds of numbers Beyonce probably dream of for her videos. Granted, she got millions of views for the 'Single Ladies' video but thats her last train, I hope she sucked up the glory of that moment because frankly, I don't see her achieving that type of attention again for the rest of her career.

As for this showdown, who do you think....let me rephrase that, who do you know will flop amongst the 3?

Beyonce has PIMPLES!!!

2009-11-18T20:43:00.000-08:00

Check out your girl Beyonces face which is covered in pimples. How dreadful! She said before in a magazine that she doesn't wash her face, so maybe thats why her face looks like the pizza I ate for lunch today.

Above and Beyonce FLOPPED!!!

2009-11-18T20:38:00.000-08:00

I bet you didn't know the first week sales for Above and Beyonce, the dance tracks, flopped miserably. She sold just over 13K copies in the first week. To date shes sold less than 100K

HAAAAA, so funny!

Dereon Trash Wear

2009-11-18T19:24:00.001-08:00

I am the originator of the series "Dereon Trash Wear" and I started it first. Check out these lost souls flaunt their hoodrattedness in their dereon trash wear! LOL I love it!

Beyonce is not having kids anytime soon

2009-11-18T18:01:00.000-08:00

In an interview recently, Mr Shawn Carter said that he’s ready to start having babies with Beyonce and that ‘procreating’ is high on their agenda right now, Beyonce however, is not on the same page as Jay-Z. Heres what she said to the press overseas only a day after JayZ leaked his hopes of having babies:
It’s not time for that yet,” she said. “But definitely there will be a time. I want to be a great mother, the kind of mother that I have. I want the same bond that I had with my mom and that would be enough for me.

“The security and love I feel being in a relationship, a marriage, it’s absolutely incredible. Incredible.”

This girl is a mess.... I take the statement of her not having kids as a direct blow to Jay-Z as if to say 'if you dont get your azz over here with me, I wont have your kids. And that last statement about the security of her relationship and marriage almost as a threat to Jay-Z. Theres a dash of sarcasm in there if you read between the lines. Maybe thats why he canceled his tour to go and be with her. I smell some tension in the marriage!

Beyonce with No butt pads?

2009-11-18T17:57:00.000-08:00

What do u think, is she butt padded up or not? LOokin pretty square to me!

Beyonce Shows her CROTCH!!!

2009-11-18T17:35:00.000-08:00

Well hows this for news. I knew it would happen sooner than later. Beyonce was spotted getting in her limo from a London nightclub drunk as ever, and look what peeped out...well its her CROTCH! Shes been seen around town with her hair in shambles (as seen in this photo), her look is just dis shoveled, and she even has a run in her old lady panty hose. I wonder whats going on with this young lady. Get it together quick, Beyonce!

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Beyonce with SMEARED LIPSTICK!!! GROSS!!!

2009-11-18T17:33:00.000-08:00

So I love the blog by Sandra Rose, shes so fair and balanced when it comes to these celebrities. I got these pics from her blog of Beyonces smeared lipstick. Doesn't it look a hot mess. What was she doing...eating, drinking, slobbing knobs? Who knows?

Photos: Splash News Online

Jay-Z Canceled his TOUR!!!

2009-11-18T17:25:00.000-08:00

According to MTV, Jay Z has canceled the remaining stops on his much-hyped BP3 tour due to unforeseen circumstances that have developed. The article didn’t mention the reason, but we already know why.
In addition to dealing with his wife Beyonce’s rumored alcoholism, it seems Jay now has to keep tabs on a steamy relationship between Beyonce and her man servant, boy toy bodyguard Julius.
Ever since pics leaked online of Julius and Bey sneaking out of a Berlin hotel with her lipstick smeared on Julius’s lips, Jay Z has not left his wife’s side, accompanying her on trips to London while he’s in the midst of a concert tour. Now Jay Z cancels his tour.
Is this all speculation or is it way too much of a coincidence? If the rumors are true, it’s kind of sad that their marriage had to end this way.

Photos: Splash News Online
Article: Sandra Rose

GROSS!! Beyonce Feat Lady GAGA Video Phone

2009-11-18T17:13:00.000-08:00

This video is an utter nightmare. What distinguishes Beyonce from the typical video hoes seen in rappers videos. Is it because shes a singer? I think this video was done in poor taste and shes certainly somewhere probably feeling ashamed of herself after reading the negative feedback this video has put on her image. I am grossed OUT..but go on and view

I'm back!!

2009-11-18T17:00:00.000-08:00

This time, its real folks. I am back! I am sorry it took me so long to return. I was busy with personal life but now everything is on track and we are ready to tear into this Beyonce/Sasha Fierce character with all we have! Thank you so much for your support, its on and POPPING!!!

Beyonce Swagga Jacks Rihanna

2009-06-12T04:09:00.001-07:00

On May 22nd, Rihanna surfaced wearing this rare, one of a kind, hard to acquire Matthew Williamson jacket. She rocked the jacket as a dress with boots and sunglasses...well, Beyonce must have gotten off the internet, got on the phone with her stylist/personal assistant and ordered one once she seen Rihanna rocking it so beautifully. Well Beyonce surfaced in the jacket on June 10th looking sloppy, bunched up, and her legs are terribly scarred from abuse and years of wear and tear in the entertainment industry. If you go to a strip club, their legs tend to have the same wear and tear on them...no one ever said being an entertainer was easy. Poor Beyonce...shes always swagga jacking. Please pray for her. Pray that Sasha Fierce will leave Beyonces soul soon.

Jay-Z wants bills and not kids with Beyonce!!!

2009-06-12T04:00:00.000-07:00

Jay-Z and Beyonce were together for one of the rare occasions for an interview. They were asked by Contact Music if they wanted to pursue kids, Jay-Z said, "We got to keep it moving. Got bills to pay.”
Beyonce echoed Jay-Z’s statement, saying, “I definitely want one (a child) but I’m not ready for all that. I don’t think a person should see that before their time. I fall in love with my nephew every time I see him.
Finally, Jay-Z realizes that she is not the one for him and hopefully he will divorce her soon as well as find someone to have kids with. My feelings would be hurt if my husband put bills before me. Maybe thats why Beyonce chimed in with damage control and run-on sentences to say she has plans for kids...but how? How will she have kids when the man wants bills over kids HAAA, I am sure her feelings were shot to hell after this statement.
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Above and Beyonce will FLOP!!!!!

2009-06-12T03:53:00.000-07:00

So, greedy ass Music World/Columbia Records are set to release "Above and Beyonce" - A Video Collection and dance mixes DVD/CD showcasing her slutty talents. It will be available Nationwide at Wal-Mart Tuesday, June 16. If you think this trash will sell, you are completely wrong. No one will buy it because she can't even sell $20 tickets to a show! Beyonce is washed up. When the CD flops *oops* I mean, drop, I will let you know the lousy numbers. A source said shes expected to sell a measley 60K the first day but lets hope she can't even sell that amount. Read about it here.

Bey in Marie Claire Magazine

2009-05-16T23:53:00.000-07:00

Look at old lady Beyonce in Marie Claire looking like shes pushing 40 years old. Chile, she in that 1980's looking dress and that tired azz long mop looking weave on her head. Did anyone tell her that short cuts is in, and that dyed blonde (wannabe white) mess is NOT the business? Black women always looked stupid to me in blonde hair. Thats a white womans trait, so why are black women jumping on the blonde hair band wagon? Get that blonde out your head, Bey! Please send her the memo!

Anyway, doesn't she look old and wilted like old lettuce thats been in your crisper for 3 weeks in that tired azz green dress? UGH...moving on

Its all my fault

2009-05-15T15:08:00.001-07:00

1st week - 28 million (You Peons make me sick)
2nd week- 12 million (57.9% decrease in sales LOL)
3rd week- 6 million (45.6 decrease in sales LMAO)

Yes, Its my fault that Beyonces movie 'Obsessed' did sorta well at the box office because I was too busy to post on her and deter you peons from going to see the movie. I would like to credit myself for the flop on her previous film, 'Cadillac Records'. The reason I deserve the credit on the flop is because I had loads and loads of time to post on how ridiculous of an actress she is and my hard work payed off by the movie, Cadillac Records flopping so hard! I enjoyed every second of it.

On the other hand, since I was busy traveling the globe, being a fabulous bitch, and loving my life - I didn't have time to post my haterism in regards to the movie 'Obsessed' so it didn't flop as I hoped it would - If I would have been on my job, the movie would have tanked for sure!
Anyway, I will not allow another one of her movies to be box office magic. Trust me when I say this!

Right now, my fellow group of haters...you can all blame me for the movie making 28 million on its opening weekend... That means that it shouldn't make any more money and it will certainly tank when it goes to DVD. I will make sure of that because I am a hater!
see movie statistics here

Beys Hamburger Helper small donation!

2009-05-15T14:54:00.000-07:00

Beyonce is such a suck face. Since Hamburger Helper learned of her making their product whenever she has time off work, they teamed up with her to feed the hungry with their cheap boxes of hamburger helper. Um...I don't think they provide the ground beef, so if you are one of the hungry people waiting on this ridiculous donation, you can forget it.
General Mills' Hamburger Helper brand is partnering with Beyonce to help Feeding America deliver more than 3.5 million meals to local food banks through the 'Show Your Helping Hand' campaign. The effort is being launched in conjunction with Beyonce's U.S. (flop) "I AM..." Tour.

"Through the work I do with my Survivor Foundation, I've been committed to helping families get back on their feet in difficult times," said Beyonce. "That's why I'm excited to get involved in this effort to help Feeding America deliver more than 3.5 million (boxes of hamburger helper) meals to local food banks. If we all show a helping hand, together we can make a difference in the fight against hunger."

Lets do the math on that, shall we? OK...if a box of hamburger helper costs .75 cents... lets see how much it will cost them.....(whippin out the calculator) OH COOLL...its a whopping $26,250. Gee, instead of saying shes donating $26,250 - she wanted to put a wordplay on it by saying 3.5 million meals to make it sound as if shes doing something monumental - bish PLEASE! SIT DOWN! And dont think for one second that they aren't going to do a tax write-off for this and get their $26,250 back....

STUDY: Beyonce fans are DUMB

2009-05-14T22:32:00.000-07:00

I knew it, if you are a Beyonce fan, you have one of the lowest of the lowest IQ in the world. A student did a study and survey to analyze Beyonce fans IQ's and turns out, they are so low, that most of them can't even get a decent SAT score!!! Fans of Beyonce, Timberlake and Jay-Z all tended to score below 1,000 on SAT scores, with the average being a mark of 1071 out of 1600. Read the article here you stupid ass fans!

Dereon Trash Wear

2009-05-14T22:26:00.000-07:00

I intend to continue my vent on seeing ghetto bitches around the globe wearing Dereon as if its something to be seen in. Its TRASH and everyone who wears it is TRASH! Here is an example. Please send in your examples of Dereon Trash wear to
hateonbeyonce@gmail.com
Make sure you put in the subject "Dereon Trash Wear" and please be on the look out, we need as many photos as we can possibly get our greedy little hands on to expose this trashy attire!

Beyonce copies Jerry Hall

2009-05-14T22:25:00.000-07:00

The picture speaks for itself. She copies everyone, except this time, she made a fool of herself.....looking like a stuffed mermaid LMAO!

Beyonce implants

2009-05-14T21:51:00.000-07:00

Is this an advertisement for breast implants or what? Doesn't it look like a greasy ass on her chest LMAO!! Those implants are so obvious that only a fool would assume they are real, along with her nose which was also altered, and I wouldn't doubt if she didn't add some hips - but thats another story and my opinion.
These pics are of Beyonce in LA Confidential magazine wearing, of course, a Herve Leger piece, the ghetto wear of Hollywoods rich and dumbest. Of course Beyonce had to jump on the Herve Leger bandwagon because she just couldn't resist the temptation of wearing a bandage piece around her waist to accent her wide hips which are probably fake.. girl, BYE! Get those implants removed, they are HORRIBLE!!!

Beyonce covers her flat ass!

2009-05-14T21:35:00.000-07:00

Here is Beyonce at the beach in Monaco with her mom (hairy legged ass). Beyonce did us a favor and covered up her flat ass, if you look at the picture where Tina, her mom, is taking the pic (with her awkward looking legs), it looks like Beyonce is working with an ironing board for ass cheeks LMAO! Also, look at the image from the side, where the jelly?

Beyonce no longer relevant?

2009-05-14T21:23:00.000-07:00

Spencer Pratt finally stated the obvious truth. Beyonce would be NOTHING without Destinys Child building her up to be the flat ass she is today. Spencer Pratt sat down with Complex Magazine to set the record straight in regards to his boo, Heidi Montag.

Complex: You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the white Beyoncé?

Spencer Pratt: A little bit more than the white Beyoncé. Beyoncé had to be built by a group like Destiny’s Child, but Heidi shines solo. I’ll actually give you an exclusive: I could guarantee you Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi's] “Bonnie & Clyde” version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version.

Even though I dont care for Heidi and Spencer, I hope they succeed at wiping Beyonce off the face of the every magazine cover you can imagine. Beyonce is already on the A minus list, soon as this song releases, lets hope she gets the B or C list HELL even the D list.... please come through for me, Heidi and Spencer!

Beyonce in Vegas....not selling LOL

2009-05-14T20:46:00.000-07:00

Beyonce will be in Vegas with outrageous ticket prices up for grabs. I took it upon myself to call the Wynn in Las Vegas Encore theatre to "purchase a ticket" (hell naw, I was just being nosey) and it is still lots of seats up for grabs according to Debbie, the slut I talked to on the phone. She said "sure we have plenty of tickets available, would you like to purchase the 450 package"? I said "nah, Im not a fool" and then I asked her how many tickets were remaining but she wouldn't share, she did say there were plenty LOL.

The show is on (July 30-Aug 2) . The venue holds 1500 people if you are wondering...and the package starts at $450 per person and include a two-night stay at the Wynn Las Vegas, two tickets to the show, private car transport to and from the airport and spa passes for each day of your stay. For the best seats in the house, expect to spend $1,000 or more per person. To my knowlege..those $1000 tickets are still available according to Debbie. To book, call 1-800-I am a dumb ass.

Only an idiot would pay to see this flat ass fluzzie bounce around the stage as if shes having a seizure. I hope she gets an ego blast when no one purchases these dumb ass tickets. On another note, her tour is not making as much money as she thought it would...and her album has only went GOLD in a lot of other countries around the world LMAO! I am sure that was a blow to her ego.

Beyonce - "I'm a role model to the Obama girls"

2009-03-05T13:55:00.000-08:00

Oh hell naw, Bytch! Not when you're giving strip teases to married men on stage! OK, let me report the news and stop giving my opinion. Recently, Theres a highly suspect quote given by Beyonce Knowles to a British publication concerning a conversation that allegedly took place between herself and First Lady Michelle Obama.
The suspect quote comes from a conversation about Beyonce’s ‘role model’ status in the Obama girls’ lives. Check this quote out folks:

“She {Michelle Obama}told me that she was very happy that her children had an artist like myself and — I don’t even feel right saying this - she said she was happy they had me to look up to.”

WTF, why would an Ivy League educated sista such as Michelle Obama say this to a half naked woman who hasn't even graduated high school? The bitty is so inappropriate that she couldn't sing one of her own songs for the Obamas first dance, and she had to resort to singing someone elses song because all of her lyrics are either elementary or to sexual for such an occasion. Girl, BYE!
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Messy Beyce'

2009-03-05T13:45:00.000-08:00

I created a new name for Beyonce and its Messy Beyce' (pronounced Bessie). Beyonce will be in EBONY magazine April 2009 issue sounding like a pig again. Shes insulting herself just to appear normal to her fans. I think this is the worst approach to take in order to appear normal because it is not typical for a woman to be messy, women are usually neat and tidy- but I guess this is the way her mama rasied her to be. Check it out:

“I’m a little messy. Oh, yeah. Whenever I’m out in public, I have to be put together. When I get home, I rebel against it and I don’t want to take care of anything. I drop it. I’m relaxed. I don’t have any shoes on. No makeup. My purse is in the kitchen. I think that is most difficult thing for him. He’s very, very organized. I’m extremely organized when I’m working, and I work so much that when I get home I don’t want to think about anything.”
As for what Jay-Z does that get on her nerves: She laughs, “I won’t say.

I know what it is that gets on her nerves in regards to Jay-Z... he farts a lot (thats what my source told me)

***sidenote*** as you can see, the magazine cover claims that Beyonce has evolved. Evolved from what? Shes been claiming to be messy for years now!!

Beyonce in a Commercial

2009-03-05T13:40:00.000-08:00

Please look at this video of Beyonce appearing as a newscaster to Elizabeth Banks and Eva Longoria Parker for a L’Oréal Paris TV Ad. Beyonce is so absent minded and lost that she doesn't even notice that shes not the star of the commercial. In the commercial, it appears that Beyonce is not star quality enough to strut her stuff down the runway, but shes good enough to sit there and smile in the camera like a stuffed animal. Why did they have the black girl (Beyonce) with her back to the camera in most scenes? Now, y'all know I can't stand Beyonce but I think this commercial is a little racist and I'm guess you can say I am sorta pizzed off about it. OK - I'm over it already. That wig sitting up on her head is atrocious, and those teeth appear to be getting smaller and smaller as she gets older.

Keri Hilson disses Beyonce

2009-03-05T13:26:00.001-08:00

Everywhere you look on the internet today, you see the news about a diss from Keri Hilson in regards to Beyonce and Ciara. This diss was rightfully broadcast to everyone and I didn't see anything wrong with it. I wish Beyonce would sit her azz down and have some kids, after all - isn't she pushing 30 with her messy azz. Anyway, lets get back to the point...

Keris real beef stems back from the song, "Love in this Club II". Sources say Keri was mad at Usher because he initially wanted to collaborate with Keri for his "Love In The Club" remix, but scrapped her vocals from the track after Beyonce was in the studio and heard how hot it was, then Beyonce asked to be on the track....Usher didn't hesitate one second to put on Beyonce and scrap Keri. Sources say he felt bad about tossing Keri - so he just put Keri as the love interest in the video (we all know how messy that got). The verse Beyonce sang was in fact written by Keri so all of you lame azz bloggers out there need to get up on your game and stop saying that Keri didn't write anything for Beyonce. Maybe you should take Keris advice and "check the credits ho".
Anyway, Keri Hilson still received her check and publishing rights, but it was a blow to Keris ego because the remix ended up being a hit, and a lost opportunity of stardom.... all because Beyonce couldn't sit her azz down somewhere. Here is the verse for those of you who are lost... This is a diss track which wasn't even Keris idea. It was the idea of Polow da Don and Keri said she sorta regrets it. Keri, if you are reading this girl - don't regret it...shoo, Beyonce needs to take a back seat and realize that shes not that hot!

"I ain’t trying to start no mess but there’s something on my chest/ that I need to get off/ cause you turning me off /your vision cloudy if you think you the best, you can dance/ you can sing / but need to move it to the left/She need to go have some babies/She need to sit down she fake/them other chicks ain’t even worth my time to talk about/Been getting dollars/ go and get your money up/Go head and tell these folks how long I’ve been writing your song/ I been putting you on/ Just check the credits ho/ And if you want me you can find me in Decatur ho.”

I'm coming back!

2009-03-04T19:18:00.001-08:00

Look, as you know - I was pretty much shut down and up the paddle without a creek but believe me, I am coming back with a strong vengeance due to the way I was treated. Now, I can't say whether or not it was Beyonce and her legal goons who shut me down, the point is that I AM BACK and just give me some time to set shyt up and we are going to be rolling again! I love y'all to death!