Thursday, March 5, 2009

Messy Beyce'






I created a new name for Beyonce and its Messy Beyce' (pronounced Bessie). Beyonce will be in EBONY magazine April 2009 issue sounding like a pig again. Shes insulting herself just to appear normal to her fans. I think this is the worst approach to take in order to appear normal because it is not typical for a woman to be messy, women are usually neat and tidy- but I guess this is the way her mama rasied her to be. Check it out:

“I’m a little messy. Oh, yeah. Whenever I’m out in public, I have to be put together. When I get home, I rebel against it and I don’t want to take care of anything. I drop it. I’m relaxed. I don’t have any shoes on. No makeup. My purse is in the kitchen. I think that is most difficult thing for him. He’s very, very organized. I’m extremely organized when I’m working, and I work so much that when I get home I don’t want to think about anything.”
As for what Jay-Z does that get on her nerves: She laughs, “I won’t say.

I know what it is that gets on her nerves in regards to Jay-Z... he farts a lot (thats what my source told me)

***sidenote*** as you can see, the magazine cover claims that Beyonce has evolved. Evolved from what? Shes been claiming to be messy for years now!!

48 comments:

  1. When you think about it, it makes sense that she's messy when she gets home... people can only be fake for so long... since she has to be fake in the public eye (in her mind anyway) it makes sense that by the time she gets home she just lets it allllll hang out, even a fake can't be fake 24/7 X 365.

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  2. Is it me or does this girl never form a proper sentence?

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  3. It's not you Kimberly. This fluff piece is annoying. Is the article suppose to make her "likable"? I only buy mags on the rack and I'll pass on this. What has Beyonce evolved from? weaves to lacefronts? Zzz she's a fraud.

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  4. evolved into what? a swagger jacker, LOL
    beyonce need to go back to school, she sounds like a country retarded person, LOL
    i do like the last pic though. its something different for her.

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  5. I like the photos here. They make her look more like a natural even though she still has pounds of make up on. Although I don't see anything wrong with her switching her image for different magazines we know she took these photos to let it be known that she will take that Angela Davis part. If she does I will be upset because I guarantee she will screw up the part.

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  6. As far as her being messy. I used to wonder about some females that would take the time to and work on being pretty to go out but couldn't use their energy to keep there house clean, dishes washed, bathroom clean. That's one thing my mother taught me and it has sank in thank God. Beyonce isn't the only one I've met so many girls like that that are so pretty but don't even know how to change there drawers on a daily basis. That's not good especially for a woman because we get funkier quicker than men.

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  7. Ladyk1984, if Beyonce does Angela Davis,it'll be on and popping regarding the backlash. She can't tie Angela's shoes. I hope Ms Davis says hell no to buttbreath.

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  8. Everything about this cover is a got damm lie! This butt pad bitch is looking black again to appeal to the black audience. She is so calculating and shallow. What is her cause? What does she support that is black?

    The butt pad bitch has fantasies about being Latina, She thinks creole is a race, she associates herself with anything but being black.

    Butt pad has not evolved, She singing the same ole music that is getting even more ghetto with every cd she drops! I guess she ran out of people to steal from. LOL.

    Nothing about her stands out except her fakeness, tiny teeth, lacefront, butt pad, ass!!!!!

    The world is not checking for Buttpad, she is past her prime, she has peaked!

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  9. She always gives the same LAME interviews about her boring life and her FAKE husband! I don't think that anyone is interested in copping that mag!

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  10. Her REAL AGE is truly starting to show. There is no way she can continue with that I'm only 27 bullish. It's obvious that she's much older, and it shows more and more.

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  11. @ MsChocCookie2u
    You anit never lied on that part. Lawd have mercy @ paying a attention - What has Beyonce evolved from? weaves to lacefronts? That shit was funny as HELL to me

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  12. CTFU @ I'm paying attention

    That last part was funny as hell!! *dead*

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  13. yay this site is back whoop whoop.
    oh and mod please block that beyonce underated person.

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  14. :-) thanks Quiana and Antisocial.

    @ MissChocCookie2u, yep, she's every bit a 35 year old. I look at her and I don't see a 27 year old. She may be young mentally and emotionally but one can tell.

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  15. @LadyK: When I saw her hair, that's the same damn thing I thought. Changing her hairstyle isn't gonna make her right for the part. Hell, 15 years with the world's best acting coach/speech coaches wouldn't make her right for the part.

    @paying attention: From weaves to lacefronts, damn that's cold! LOL

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  16. OHHHH NOOOOO THE MONSTER DRESS FROM THE OSCARS HAS A TWIN!!! MERCY!!!
    with tht thot out of the way, i'm sure she gives the magazine what they want. I went to the shop yesterday and there were 3 different mags with beyonce on the cover. Now one might say that proves her popularity but might i point out that hot mags shudn't be on the racks!!! I was looking for another mag that dropped smae time as the beyonce ones and it was already gone! now beyonce's mags were stuffed on the racks! nobody was chekin for them!

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  17. @hatingfromAfrica.

    That observation was made on another blog. The magazines are NOT selling. Lmmfaooooooooooo

    You cannot find one with Brangellina or Chrianna. They are always sold out, even the Obama's sales are starting to slow down.

    People want excitement, interesting, not boring, pretending to be sweet innocence which we know Butt Pad is far from innocent.

    She was caught on tape calling Latavia and Letoya "bad seeds".

    Notice how Butt Pad has been looking lost and lonely. She has no friends Kelly has severed times, THANK GOD. And Michelle never really talked about Butt Pad in interviews. She was wise not too. LOL,

    THE MONSTER DRESS, THE SOFA ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, GRANDMA'S COUCH, OSCAR DRESS WAS PURE HIDEOUS! SHE WAS GRINNING FLASHING THOSE BUTTERY TINY TEETH POSING LIKE

    JON BENET RAMSEY ( rip), looking giddy and out of place. Notice how she never photographs with other artists???? She is self absorbed and fears being overshadowed by true talent and natural beauty.

    DID YOU ALL NOTICE SHE AVOIDED THE RED CARPET WHEN RIHANNA WAS SAID TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE.

    1) AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS Butt Pad did not walk the red carpet

    2) Grammys she didn't show up

    3) Oscars would have been a nightmare had Rihanna showed up because she was invited as a surprise guest to perform. OMFG, Butt Pad would have probably pulled a Diana Ross bitch fit. LMFAOOOOO

    Butt Pad is overrated, fading, and boring. She is using her money for movie roles because she is not getting scripts. Real Directors know not to waste their time on the Box Office Flop! LMFAOOOOOO

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  18. When i come across a person wearing a mermaid style dress, i think about Beyonce AND the gag reflexes began to kick in!

    She had the audacity to wear another mermaid style dress...in this photo spread!

    She look pregnant too!

    Is she using these "busy" styled mermaid dresses, as a way to camouflage a pregnancy?

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  19. Critics review of House of Done Wrong Oscar gown.

    OP, this is a copy and paste from the old blog. I didn't want it to go unnoticed.

    TO THE MOD:

    HERE IS WHAT MSN ENTERTAINMENT IS SAYING ABOUT BEYONCES TACKY HOUSE OF CRAPEON DRESS SHE WORE TO THE ACADEMY AWARDS:

    2009 Oscars Undressed! The Worst
    By Kat Giantis
    Special to MSN Entertainment

    Urn Over a New Leaf: Are you kidding us with this, Beyoncé? It seems you learned nothing from our three-part lecture series on how to avoid putting the "ack!" in tacky, because here you are on the red carpet, wedged into a hideous, hermetically sealed vase masquerading as a black and gold leaf mermaid gown. Not surprisingly, this eyesore is yet another misstep from your mother's House of Deréon fashion collection. Look, Bey, it's time to face up to the fact that, consciously or not, your mom may not have your best style interests at heart (read: She may secretly hate you). Yes, the dress showcases your to-die-for curves, but at what cost? Elegance and mobility have been sacrificed so you can strike your characteristically labored pose in this flared, floral monstrosity, which should be worn only if a) Your alter ego Sasha Fierce is itching to get into a knock-down, drag-out catfight with Krystle and Alexis on a very special episode of "Dynasty" or b) You're about to have your portrait painted on black velvet, perhaps with a pack of dogs playing poker in the background. But don't worry: It's not all bad news. If our sight line remains firmly focused above your décolletage, your accessories-light look and pulled-back hair highlight your silky skin, toned shoulders and comely visage. We just can't look down too suddenly or the juxtaposition from pretty to painfully passé is sure to give us whiplash.

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  20. Newsweeks Review of House of Done Wrong. Time to close the doors tranny face Tina and Butt Pad needs to stop photoshopping herself because she will NEVER look like a high fashion model!

    Beyoncé's House of Dereon line has failed to catch fire with consumers. No matter how famous the product's provenance, if it fails to impress women on its own merits it begins to resemble a cynical exercise in self-promotional marketing. The fashion media are often reluctant to take many of these side projects as seriously as a ready-to-wear collection from a committed designer. And once the initial attention dies down, consumer interest might fade, loyalty reverting to tried-and-true labels.

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  21. I agree. If she plays Angela Davis, she'll probably also be listed as executive producer.

    Its really sad when film diector's have to compromise talent for budgeting.

    They should have went the Indy film way. I know this sounds cliche, and some people might have a problem with this suggestion b/cuz she's half white, but I think Alicia Keyes would be a good singer/actress choice for the part (if that's the direction they were going for, because there are several "actresses who would be perfect for the part too).

    I saw Keyes in "The Secret Lives of Bees" and she already had the black movement character on lock. She fit in perfectly.

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  22. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5CqMSP13w1w/Rsb2q23hAGI/AAAAAAAAA1E/XQRTzUIFr5s/s400/houseofdereonlaunch-0708.jpg

    The inspiration behind the print on the mermaid dress..

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  23. Beyonce= time is almost up in 5-4-3-2...

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  24. SO MUCH FOR BLACK POWER BUTT PAD Bitch is confused!!!!

    Look at this bitches new picture ....how is this bitch gonna have 20 bags of weave in her head, and a group of black men with raised black power fists????? Bitch is confused and whoever made that dress, Oh let me not pretend that I don't know it's another tacky house of disaster creation, needs to face a firing squad because it puts the "acky" in tacky permanently....

    Check out these links..WARNING: EMPTY YOUR BLADDER FIRST!!!

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    She looks like a Centauride (half female, half horse)
    http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m79/mikeeric6987/beyonce-concert-video-03jpg.jpg

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  25. Did you know that Mary Christine Brockert (Teena Marie is her stage name) is Tiny's (Tameka Cottle) biological mother?

    http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv248/hermaphroditesinhollywood/cottlepopefamily.jpg


    Also, Jay-Z is related to Ike Turner and Beyonce is related to Tina Turner!

    Check out this image:

    http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv248/hermaphroditesinhollywood/HermaphroditesInHollywoodTurnerFami.jpg?t=1236607617

    JAYZ AND IKE TURNER:

    http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv248/hermaphroditesinhollywood/ikeandjayz.jpg?t=1236607657

    BEYONCE IS RELATED TO TINA TURNER!

    http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv248/hermaphroditesinhollywood/tunerfamily.jpg?t=1236607698


    BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ARE RELATED!

    THEY ARE GLAMORIZING INCEST!

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  26. lord help this child...how old is she again?

    http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/March%2009/de482034.jpg

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  27. she is much older than 27. if she's not she's aging terribly!

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  30. i thought the part of angie davis was given to someone else?

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  31. Loard I hope so @ gunga din. It would be a travesty. It's like casting Jayz as Dr. King. It's wrong, WRONG I SAY!

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  33. the outfits she modeling are nice but there's something off about these pictures. maybe its fact that beyonces not a model and has a horrible profile i don't know but something just isn't right.

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  34. Where is the MOD of this site? I'm all for this site MOD but you must be consistent. If you want your site to continue it's popularity you have to stay on top of your game. You posted this stuff on March the 5th, and it's Marth 15th. Normally blogs update daily. What are you waiting for? Just keep posting. As you continue to post more people will visit however if you miss posting for days, and weeks you will lose peoples interest and thats probably whats happening now. So, I say to you, lets get this site going, because I'm all for hating on Bey's stank non talented choochie poppin a.s.s :-)

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  38. Wow, A BIG ass room full of bonafide haters. And truth be told, I'm not a huge fan of beyonce. Some of her music is actually good though. And she is a black woman trying to make it in this industry, and you "People" who come in here and talk shit about her are only hurting yourselves. You wont let anyone else have or be good at anything, so you pick at them because because they're trying to do something. You hate on beyonce b/ she's talented, Clearly beautiful, and just nice. She might not be the MOST intelligent artist, but she really hasnt said anything to make her look stupid. Think about what you're doing for black people as a whole, next time you start up stupid shit like this.!

    Signed---An annoyed ass 14 year old!

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  40. josh shet that little 14 year old azz up, u have no clue!!! it is her unintelligent ass who is making a bad name for BLACK women..........u aint even old enough to try to overstand where im coming from...just shet up!!!!! go outside and play somewhere!!!!!!!

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  41. while im not a huge fan of hers, i still give her some respect , she does know how to hold it down(the hoochie wat) now she needs to educate herself so that she can evolv into a Great Woman of wisdome , but i dont see that right now, who r we to judge?? so people if you are serious about all the ish i done read here today, WATCH OUT, Karma is BAD and when ur hit with it ....................oh well, lets just say look at oj!!!!!lololll

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  42. SHE needs to decide on what her LOOK is, one day she's is trampy hoe , next day she is classy creole , next she is dominatrix bitch, then shes futuristic. WHAT THE F*&@??? She needs to be one and I suggest it be the first one, we know she pulls it off BEST!!

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  43. She's just another prima donna with illusions of a feign talent that doesn't even exist. Albeit I could see her having talent, but only at a bukkake party. Ha-ha!

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  44. Oh, forgot to mention: I deeply enjoy the detestation that is found within this blog. I get sick & tired of the fake cyber-rainbows, tulips, pansies and stupid, moronic blogs that are full of fictitious loads of asinine crap! Yep, keep spreading the love... But, it is always entertaining to read a good moan... LOL!

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