Thursday, March 5, 2009
I created a new name for Beyonce and its Messy Beyce' (pronounced Bessie). Beyonce will be in EBONY magazine April 2009 issue sounding like a pig again. Shes insulting herself just to appear normal to her fans. I think this is the worst approach to take in order to appear normal because it is not typical for a woman to be messy, women are usually neat and tidy- but I guess this is the way her mama rasied her to be. Check it out:
“I’m a little messy. Oh, yeah. Whenever I’m out in public, I have to be put together. When I get home, I rebel against it and I don’t want to take care of anything. I drop it. I’m relaxed. I don’t have any shoes on. No makeup. My purse is in the kitchen. I think that is most difficult thing for him. He’s very, very organized. I’m extremely organized when I’m working, and I work so much that when I get home I don’t want to think about anything.”
As for what Jay-Z does that get on her nerves: She laughs, “I won’t say.
I know what it is that gets on her nerves in regards to Jay-Z... he farts a lot (thats what my source told me)
***sidenote*** as you can see, the magazine cover claims that Beyonce has evolved. Evolved from what? Shes been claiming to be messy for years now!!