Showing posts with label Beyonce Lie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beyonce Lie. Show all posts

Friday, May 15, 2009

Beys Hamburger Helper small donation!


Beyonce is such a suck face. Since Hamburger Helper learned of her making their product whenever she has time off work, they teamed up with her to feed the hungry with their cheap boxes of hamburger helper. Um...I don't think they provide the ground beef, so if you are one of the hungry people waiting on this ridiculous donation, you can forget it.
General Mills' Hamburger Helper brand is partnering with Beyonce to help Feeding America deliver more than 3.5 million meals to local food banks through the 'Show Your Helping Hand' campaign. The effort is being launched in conjunction with Beyonce's U.S. (flop) "I AM..." Tour.

"Through the work I do with my Survivor Foundation, I've been committed to helping families get back on their feet in difficult times," said Beyonce. "That's why I'm excited to get involved in this effort to help Feeding America deliver more than 3.5 million (boxes of hamburger helper) meals to local food banks. If we all show a helping hand, together we can make a difference in the fight against hunger."

Lets do the math on that, shall we? OK...if a box of hamburger helper costs .75 cents... lets see how much it will cost them.....(whippin out the calculator) OH COOLL...its a whopping $26,250. Gee, instead of saying shes donating $26,250 - she wanted to put a wordplay on it by saying 3.5 million meals to make it sound as if shes doing something monumental - bish PLEASE! SIT DOWN! And dont think for one second that they aren't going to do a tax write-off for this and get their $26,250 back....

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Beyonce - "I'm a role model to the Obama girls"


Oh hell naw, Bytch! Not when you're giving strip teases to married men on stage! OK, let me report the news and stop giving my opinion. Recently, Theres a highly suspect quote given by Beyonce Knowles to a British publication concerning a conversation that allegedly took place between herself and First Lady Michelle Obama.
The suspect quote comes from a conversation about Beyonce’s ‘role model’ status in the Obama girls’ lives. Check this quote out folks:

“She {Michelle Obama}told me that she was very happy that her children had an artist like myself and — I don’t even feel right saying this - she said she was happy they had me to look up to.”

WTF, why would an Ivy League educated sista such as Michelle Obama say this to a half naked woman who hasn't even graduated high school? The bitty is so inappropriate that she couldn't sing one of her own songs for the Obamas first dance, and she had to resort to singing someone elses song because all of her lyrics are either elementary or to sexual for such an occasion. Girl, BYE!
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