Beyonce has PIMPLES!!!

Check out your girl Beyonces face which is covered in pimples. How dreadful! She said before in a magazine that she doesn't wash her face, so maybe thats why her face looks like the pizza I ate for lunch today.

Beyonce Shows her CROTCH!!!

Well hows this for news. I knew it would happen sooner than later. Beyonce was spotted getting in her limo from a London nightclub drunk as ever, and look what peeped out...well its her CROTCH! Shes been seen around town with her hair in shambles (as seen in this photo), her look is just dis shoveled, and she even has a run in her old lady panty hose. I wonder whats going on with this young lady. Get it together quick, Beyonce!

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Beyonce with SMEARED LIPSTICK!!! GROSS!!!

So I love the blog by Sandra Rose, shes so fair and balanced when it comes to these celebrities. I got these pics from her blog of Beyonces smeared lipstick. Doesn't it look a hot mess. What was she doing...eating, drinking, slobbing knobs? Who knows?

Photos: Splash News Online

Jay-Z Canceled his TOUR!!!

According to MTV, Jay Z has canceled the remaining stops on his much-hyped BP3 tour due to unforeseen circumstances that have developed. The article didn’t mention the reason, but we already know why.
In addition to dealing with his wife Beyonce’s rumored alcoholism, it seems Jay now has to keep tabs on a steamy relationship between Beyonce and her man servant, boy toy bodyguard Julius.
Ever since pics leaked online of Julius and Bey sneaking out of a Berlin hotel with her lipstick smeared on Julius’s lips, Jay Z has not left his wife’s side, accompanying her on trips to London while he’s in the midst of a concert tour. Now Jay Z cancels his tour.
Is this all speculation or is it way too much of a coincidence? If the rumors are true, it’s kind of sad that their marriage had to end this way.

Photos: Splash News Online
Article: Sandra Rose

Messy Beyce'

I created a new name for Beyonce and its Messy Beyce' (pronounced Bessie). Beyonce will be in EBONY magazine April 2009 issue sounding like a pig again. Shes insulting herself just to appear normal to her fans. I think this is the worst approach to take in order to appear normal because it is not typical for a woman to be messy, women are usually neat and tidy- but I guess this is the way her mama rasied her to be. Check it out:

“I’m a little messy. Oh, yeah. Whenever I’m out in public, I have to be put together. When I get home, I rebel against it and I don’t want to take care of anything. I drop it. I’m relaxed. I don’t have any shoes on. No makeup. My purse is in the kitchen. I think that is most difficult thing for him. He’s very, very organized. I’m extremely organized when I’m working, and I work so much that when I get home I don’t want to think about anything.”
As for what Jay-Z does that get on her nerves: She laughs, “I won’t say.

I know what it is that gets on her nerves in regards to Jay-Z... he farts a lot (thats what my source told me)

***sidenote*** as you can see, the magazine cover claims that Beyonce has evolved. Evolved from what? Shes been claiming to be messy for years now!!