Bey in Marie Claire Magazine

Look at old lady Beyonce in Marie Claire looking like shes pushing 40 years old. Chile, she in that 1980's looking dress and that tired azz long mop looking weave on her head. Did anyone tell her that short cuts is in, and that dyed blonde (wannabe white) mess is NOT the business? Black women always looked stupid to me in blonde hair. Thats a white womans trait, so why are black women jumping on the blonde hair band wagon? Get that blonde out your head, Bey! Please send her the memo!

Anyway, doesn't she look old and wilted like old lettuce thats been in your crisper for 3 weeks in that tired azz green dress? UGH...moving on

Beyonce implants

Is this an advertisement for breast implants or what? Doesn't it look like a greasy ass on her chest LMAO!! Those implants are so obvious that only a fool would assume they are real, along with her nose which was also altered, and I wouldn't doubt if she didn't add some hips - but thats another story and my opinion.
These pics are of Beyonce in LA Confidential magazine wearing, of course, a Herve Leger piece, the ghetto wear of Hollywoods rich and dumbest. Of course Beyonce had to jump on the Herve Leger bandwagon because she just couldn't resist the temptation of wearing a bandage piece around her waist to accent her wide hips which are probably fake.. girl, BYE! Get those implants removed, they are HORRIBLE!!!

Messy Beyce'

I created a new name for Beyonce and its Messy Beyce' (pronounced Bessie). Beyonce will be in EBONY magazine April 2009 issue sounding like a pig again. Shes insulting herself just to appear normal to her fans. I think this is the worst approach to take in order to appear normal because it is not typical for a woman to be messy, women are usually neat and tidy- but I guess this is the way her mama rasied her to be. Check it out:

“I’m a little messy. Oh, yeah. Whenever I’m out in public, I have to be put together. When I get home, I rebel against it and I don’t want to take care of anything. I drop it. I’m relaxed. I don’t have any shoes on. No makeup. My purse is in the kitchen. I think that is most difficult thing for him. He’s very, very organized. I’m extremely organized when I’m working, and I work so much that when I get home I don’t want to think about anything.”
As for what Jay-Z does that get on her nerves: She laughs, “I won’t say.

I know what it is that gets on her nerves in regards to Jay-Z... he farts a lot (thats what my source told me)

***sidenote*** as you can see, the magazine cover claims that Beyonce has evolved. Evolved from what? Shes been claiming to be messy for years now!!