Poor Solange, she tried to stay in her own lane and do her own thing and now here comes Beyonce to steal her glory! Of course you all know that Solange does Indie music, right. Well, Beyonce has announced that she also wants to do Indie on her next album!
The copycat said during an interview that she would like to collaborate with unsigned artists for her next year release. She said the idea was inspired by her sister/singer Solange Knowles.
"There's so many people I'd like to work with still, but I'd like to maybe go outside of the box," Beyonce told The Observer. "My sister [Solange] has put me on to bands like [indie group] Of Montreal and some other different types of artists. I would love to do something like that on my next album."
Beyonce Knowles announced her plan to release a fourth solo studio album during her last U.K. stop of "I Am..." tour in Nottingham earlier this month. "This is my last show for this tour in the U.K., so hopefully, I'll see you all in a year with a new album," so she said at that time.
Thats a daym shame! THE NERVE!!!! I bet Solange will sit back and say nothing, what an idiot!
Beyonce went R&B....then she wanted to become a pop singer and now she's entering into the genre of Indie.
ReplyDeleteDo you understand what she's doing? She want this award category!
She want to be called up against ALL artist and still their shine.
Next she will come out with a country album.
i dont give a flying fuck as long as she disappear for 10 years.without me hearing nothing r seeing nothing about her.
ReplyDeleteThey just named Beyonce the Queen of Pop!
ReplyDeleteNow she want to be called the Queen of Indie.
She's working on taking the shyne away from other upcoming artist.
It's the same artist that she STOLE music and lyrics from.
She's letting them know that she preparing to steal more SONGS.
For her new album.
She's a witch who chants throughout her songs.
She showed you how she chants during that fake Thanksgiving special.
She was giving thanks for the witches who got her this far.
How many Indie artist sued BEYONCE?
Now she's preparing to stomp them into the ground and their talents.
100,000 people vote,queen of pop boredyawnce will never be, next queen of pop is britney spears.try queen of rnb, plus u got loads of rnb queens,alicia keys,mc,whitney,celine & loads more.how can she be pop when she dont sing pop.thats the reason awards show only give her awards in rnb categorys.get it
ReplyDeleteShe wins the pop singer catergory across seas.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce and Jay-Z both stated that their favorite number is 4.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's the reason why:
Book 4 By Aleister Crowley
Beyonce and jay-Z are following the teachings of Aleister Crowley.
her daughter not sister
ReplyDeleteThat indie crowd don't play. They are very critical and vocal. They have no problem booing someone at a concert. You can't come out there with all that mess she does because you will be called out and checked. They are into real music with emotions and feelings. The queen of that is Eryka Badu. That is why she does not have to come out with an album every other year because she can tour. She may not be at big stadiums but she can fill some nice size places. And coming in a close second will be Ms. Scott. She is entering India Arie, Maxwell, and other like that I can assure you she will not stand out. Those are real musicians and artisist.
ReplyDelete@ 5:24
ReplyDeletebleh @ people calling Beyodel the Queen of Pop...her funky azz wishes she could take Madonna's crown. The AMA voters already showed her azz that she gets no love in the category of Pop and I honestly can't wait for the Grammy noms to be announced Wednesday to see where they decide to put her azz [which I'm sure will be anything RnB].
Beyonce Knowles has been named the 'World's Greatest Pop Star' by British music lovers. More than 100,000 fans voted in Rimmel London's World's Greatest Popstars contest, selecting Beyonce as the new Queen of Pop
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Why is she winning all of the R&B categorys if she is a pop singer?
It gives you something to think about.
She preparing to bring her witchcraft and the teachings of that person who created wicca as in witchcraft to the genre of indie music.
Ok shes using Indie artists because she can rip their music off more easier! They dont have the funds to sue the bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah and Solange is the "bitch " younger sister, always second best ,always getting shat on ! Trust me I now I got the same sitty with my older sister she will always be the Queen eventhough I could do shit better than her !!! ALL THE YOUNGER SISTERS!!! TIME TO SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE ! YEAH!!!!
back to Bey...
She's a wig wearing -song stealing ho!
And she cant do Indie , she not smart enough She could never compare to E Badu !!!! She will just emberace herself and make Erykah look better! She was lucky noone compared the two of them and relieved how Shitty Bey's music really is!!!!!She is sticking her neck out and it will get whacked!
Bitch!
^^amen to every thing u said.
ReplyDelete@1011am
ReplyDeleteAmen!!!! Preach on
Point is, if any indie artist speak ill about beyonce, they will become ill and their career will fall.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is a witch who married a person who believes in satan.
She's apart of the masonic industry. She always talk about being a machine is because she's programmed to do as they say.
She's a robot. She can't retire unless they tell her to. Jay-Z can't retire unless they tell him to.
Jay-Z, Rihanna, Beyonce are being lead by the Russians who run their sect within the music industry.
Rihanna is being rewarded for shutting down Chris Brown's career.
Chris Brown better admit his role in the fight and move on. She's being controlled by demons.
I won't be losing any sleep over this. Real Indie artist are Jill Scott, Chrisette Michelle, India Arie, Ericka Badu, Amil Larreux, I can go on!
ReplyDeleteBecause for one this Beyonce don't have any indie soul in her body. She can blech out a note but to have soul through a song. NO MAM SHE DO NOT. It will not work. Remember when she did "work it out" it flop miserabley. She tried the route before and it failed. So she went to easy tasteless route....sex appeal POP shit. Now that everyone is blasting her for having no depth what so ever in her music. We can say.....she trying to jump the band wagon to show she can have depth. Well Beyonce too late for that ish.
As for Solange I truly fee sorry for her. Beyonce never seems to let anyone around her show a shine what so ever. Solange album to me had a good couple of songs like TONY and I decided I think was good for her. Beyonce seeing people liked that only fuel her to jack from her own sister style. That is sad. Solange trys so hard to distance herself from Beyonce. Hell she even cut her dam hair! She even did a song....Sincerly Fuck the Industry. Which she diss....Beyonce on the first verse. " I'm not trying to be picture perfect Beyonce!" If that is not a cry to Beyonce to leave her sister be and have her own star power in her wrong right then dam.
Hell I have never seen Micheal Jackson do that to any of her sibilings at all. He help all his brothers and sisters. Hell even gave Janet dances steps for Rhythem Nation! He was rootin for his sister. Not Beyonce she got to high jack her sister's moment. SMH. Well Solange it is back to the garage where Beyonce, Tina, and Maatthew want you to go.
^feel
ReplyDeleteATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJAY SECURITY TEAM BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE IN THE CLUB!! GO SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhHw1glzv3Q&feature=player_embedded
JAY Z AND DIDDY SHARE a couple retreat room together alone!!!!!!!!!! ?????????????????
ReplyDelete* puzzle look on my face*
SUSPECT!
http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/37199-what_the__diddy_and_jay_z_rent_a_private_couples_room_together____so_that_they_can_relax____drink_champagne____and_whatever_else_details_inside.html
wtf beyonce buy these ugly ass bots for her newphew???? SMH!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/37162-awwww_beyonce_takes_her_nephew_to_the_circus____dresses_him_up_in_clown_boots.html
9:57am:
ReplyDeletebecause beyonce sees herself one way and the music industry CLEARLY AND RIGHTLY, sees her as something else. she is a r&b singer and no matter how hard she tries to bulldose, claw or buy her way into the category of pop she will not make it. SHE IS NOT MICHAEL JACKSON AND SHE NEVER WILL BE.
meh those dresses are ugly, house of deadwrong no doubt.
ReplyDeletepreach it! fedup
ReplyDeleteBeyonce wanted her solo career badly.
ReplyDeleteShe wanted it so bad that she sold her soul for it and murdered a few of her family members.
I am talking about those that were against her career choices. She cast a few spells and now look at her.
She had to give up a lot in order to obtain her solo career.
She went far enough to shut down the career of her fellow bandmates and her own sister.
Solange, i don't feel sorry for her. She cast a few spells herself and her sister promised that she'll have a solo career as well.
Well, that didn't work out did it?
Beyonce married a person who believes in Satan.
Beyonce's lyrics are really witch chants.
Rihanna's lyrics are witch chants.
We all know that Jay-Z's lyrics are witch chants.
Amil, Maxwell, Jill Scott and E. Badu write their own music.
Chrisette Michele, Kayne West and John Legend gave up their soul to the demon leader Jay-Z.
anon 4:11
ReplyDeleteIf you are who I think you are please don't stop posting. I know last time you got mad and left.
mod whats up with you?? you are really starting to water down ur posts and go easy on beyonce. if you want your 300+ comments on each post again GO HARD ON HER STOP CUTTIN HER SLACK
ReplyDeleteI know the posts aren't what they used to be..Maybe the Know-lesses killed the real owner and replaced him with some puppet. The posts are just not as funny , copied and pasted with no commentary. WE WANT MORE JUICE!
ReplyDelete@ 9:15 AM
ReplyDeleteI am who you think i am.
I didn't stop posting. I actually created a free blog of my own after this one and HOB went on a vacation.
I am not afraid of these bitter ass intersexuals.
Where is the moderator of this site? GO HARD ON BEYONCE!
Let's make these bitter ass witches / hermaphrodites chant again.
GO HARD!
WHERE IS THE HOB ADMINISTRATOR??????????????? IS SHE DOING A HIATUS AGAIN? SMH
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/37247-embarassing_beyonce_pops_her_booty_a_bit_too_hard____and_she_pops_her_booty_pad_loose_pics_and_video_inside-37690.html
ReplyDeleteBEYONCE BUTT PAD FALLS OFF ON VIDEO PHONE PIC ON MTO.
IS there any new posts here. my browser is actin up, won't show any new stories.
ReplyDelete10 Grammy nominations mother fucker! THAT'S RIGHT. You shut the fuck up now huh?
ReplyDelete@5:00
ReplyDeleteSit down dumbass! What does 10 noms do for you? I bet your ass won't get one dime richer by Beyonce getting nominated or winning any awards.
I cant wait to hear this new piece of trash album she'll put out....shes desperate to stay revelant..if she stop ppl will just forget her overnight!
ReplyDeletethats the ugly side of fame..you cant have it forever and if yuo depend too much on it yuo will be a dumb puppet doing anything to keep it a.k.a BEHONCE !
JUST FOR THE RECORD-- ARTISTS HAVE TO NOMINATE THEMSELVES FOR THE GRAMMY AWARDS AND THE GRAMMYS CHOOSES WHO WINS BASED ON THE QUANTITY OF WHAT WAS SOLD.
ReplyDeleteAny new posts?
ReplyDeleteAnd here it goes again. Another disapearing act. There's tons of news about this chick where are you?
ReplyDeletesmh at this M.I.A. HOB BLOGGER. YOU ARE DROPPING THE BALL AGAIN!
ReplyDeletewait did I just see 10 Grammy nominations??? WOW THIS BITCH IS SUCKING MORE AND MORE COCK THESE DAYS!I guess its a good jaw warmup for the screaming ,I mean "singing" ....
ReplyDeleteCheck this out, Bey ripped off another honest ,innocent person....WHATS NEXT ?? SHE BE STEALING PENSION PLANS??? SHe HAS NO MORALS OR CONSCINCE!!!
http://www.theinsider.com/news/115511_Beyonce_Keeps_Her_Clothes
ReplyDeleteFOrgot to paste ^^^^
BOOO childe thot u sed u were gonna come hard!!
ReplyDeletehi there! post something so we know you are still alive,i heard the knolwes klan killed soulgirl DCR mod.
ReplyDeleteYOU TUBE HOMO-GENIZED-NATION PART 1-13 BY THE FORERUNNER WATCH HOW HE REVEALS BEYONCE NEXT HIDDEN AGENDA, THE PERSON WHO USE TO POST BEYONCE WAS A HERMAPHRODITE WAS ON TO SOME THING ALL ALONG
ReplyDelete^^^ the dude narrating the video sounds crazy.
ReplyDelete^^ he is also using Beyonce's name to preach the bible. who uses the bible to teach hate? where they do that at?
ReplyDeleteBeyonce should leave that alternative indie-soul, harmonica or whatever mess alone. Leave that to her sister & all the other underground artist like estelle & crisette michelle. Her voice is way to strong for that, I mean she could easilly pull it off(SD Medley) but It would hindur her vocal talents....
ReplyDeleteBeyonce should leave that alternative indie-soul, harmonica or whatever mess alone. Leave that to her sister & all the other underground artist like estelle & crisette michelle. Her voice is way to strong for that, I mean she could easilly pull it off(SD Medley) but It would hindur her vocal talents....
ReplyDelete^^^^U saying Indie singer dont have good strong voice ????youre dead wrong BITCH!!! they know when to hold back and control not like that sreaming HEFFA BEHONCE! Jill Scott, Angie Stone E Baduh could ALL sing BEHONCE under the table!!!
ReplyDeleteVocal talents? did you mean to say pussy popping talents?
I knew it wouldn't last. This trick is a waste of time!
ReplyDeleteAin't shit poppiin' ova here. WTF is really goin' on?!
ReplyDeleteI GUESS PIMP MATTY HAS HAD HIS BABY THEN WHY HAVE BOTH BLOGS SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is and will always be far greater than any hater.
ReplyDeleteI just came across this blog and I'm shocked. Not that people don't like her, but that people are so obsessed with hating her that they read blog posts about her and then all join together to make up random bullshit and then all agree together that it's true and she's awful. There are people out there who band together and talk about how much they love her, and are completely obsessed just as much, but do you see the difference is between love and hate. Are you all just kidding or do you have this much hate?
Well, I'm not trying to convert you or anything, but where does all this get you?
(What I meant by being far greater is, while you are here hating, Beyonce is out in the world being successful. And your hate is not going to affect her).
ReplyDeletethis trick shud neva even have wasted anyones time, I knew she couldn't do it.
ReplyDelete@ december 6 9:32
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? how seriously do you think we take all fo this? Beyonce just a very annoying public figure. and as loong as she is around to do something annoying, we'll talk about her. we don't wake up thinking bout her. but we are probably here because she has put herself in our faces at one time or another during the day and we need to vent. When I go on holiday and I don't see magazines or watch TV BEyonce is the furthest thing on my mind. but when I'm back and I try to walk down the street and hear her dumb songs, try to pick up my fave newspaper and see her staring at me from several mags with annyoing captions, when I walk out the shop and there a bunch of dereon dumb bitches and i hear a snipet of their convo "I gave him the green lgiht" and I wonder if they have graduated high school. Then I someone sends me a link to a video with a little girl swingin her reproductive parts to the tune of single ladies By the end of the day, I'm more than a little pissed. so I might come here to find like minded people and feel like I'm not alone in seeing that this woman is a boil on the fce of society especially black society.
^^ co-sign!
ReplyDelete^^^^ Preach!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL @10:40---Couldn;t have said it better! Jeez!
ReplyDeleteWow, I see that my post about starting our OWN blog has been removed. WTH? Anti and Fed-Up, where are y'all? Email me so we can talk without being freaking watched. Thanks.
ReplyDeletelets create our own blog, the regular posters.we will update it and not go on hiatus/ how about it folks?
ReplyDeletedanielle.brooke-wavell@ubs.com
ReplyDeleteEMAIL SOULGIRL WE DESERVE AN EXPLANTION
What in the hell is happening here with these blogs wow!!! Pimp Daddy needs to stop it.
ReplyDeletewhoa-dcr open to invited readers only???wtf??
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ReplyDeleteyea i got that too when i just went on their what is up with that DCR made me laugh now you have to be invited.... that ish a right, what happened to free country, freedom of speech??!!
ReplyDeleteim done going to her blog. first she takes off and leaves some random writers on the blog without an explanation, then she closes the blog without giving us a post or a "hey i have to close and this is when i'll reopen" or NOTHING. and yes its her,not mwe, who closed it cause if mwe shut it down we wouldnt be able to view that page. im done with her.
ReplyDeleteI think soulgirly owns this blog too. It is awful coincedental that whenever this blog goes down the DCR website goes up and whenever this site comes back DCR goes down. Things that make you go hmmmm...
ReplyDelete@12:49 I am with you!!! Let us know when and where.
ReplyDeletesomebody hurry up & start a new blog please!
ReplyDelete^why dont u do it
ReplyDeleteDarksome night and shining moon,
ReplyDeleteHearken to the witches’ rune.
East then South, West then North,
Hear! Come! I call thee forth!
By all the powers of land and sea,
Be obedient unto me.
Wand and Pentacle and Sword,
Hearken ye unto my word.
Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife,
Waken all ye into life.
Powers of the witch’s Blade,
Come ye as the charge is made.
Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell,
Send your aid unto the spell.
Horned Hunter of the night,
Work my will by magic rite.
By all the powers of land and sea,
As I do say, “So mote it be.”
By all the might of moon and sun,
As I do will, it shall be done
^^Oh God I think this person put a fucking hex on this site! Pull out the priests, holy water, olive leaves, salt, garlic, butt pads, lacefronts, and leotards and get on this shit STAT!
ReplyDeletevisit rumorz.wordpress.com
ReplyDeleteME NO LIKEY! ^^^^^
ReplyDeletethetruthaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI'm all about another blog. I will start one and y'all can email me about who wants to do guest moderations.
ReplyDeleteLets not talk about it, lets BE about it!
^ In the name of all that is holy i rebuke thee!
ReplyDeletehurry up! miss andi k! cant wait!
ReplyDelete@AndILoveIt I actually think it is MWE that hacked the DCR and made it invitation only, because this same thing happened a few months ago when SoulGirl was able to get the blog reopened. She said that Matthew did it and she wouldn't let that happen to the blog again but it has. She tried to run a .com version of the site and she let people trick her into taking over the site. Matthew thinks he can shut down any outlet that exposes Beyonce, that's why he has paid bloggers a.k.a her street team to patrol popular blogs ready to attack anybody that post something unfavorable about her. SoulGirl exposed a lot about Beyonce's tour flopping, how LeToya was blocked from radio and the BET awards, Matthew's new baby mama. She got info from an insider and was also the first site to report Kelly was firing Matthew as her manager. Matthew couldn't handle it. That's what all this is about. Two other blogs that don't like Beyonce also suddenly had their blogs shut down so they had to make another one. This is no coincidence. Blogs can get thousands to millions of hits per week, it's starting to become more influential than magazines, which is why artists and TV shows advertise on the background of blogs all the time now. I'm guessing Matthew didn't want to take a chance on DCR increasing more and more in traffic therefore very possibly taking the blinders off many people who still don't know how fake Beyonce is. Trust, bloggers opinions matter and are becoming more influential by the year.
ReplyDeleteI googled a few words posted by "DECEMBER 8, 2009 11:00 AM" and the person is trying to put a spell on this site. I wouldn't be surprised if the person was Tina Knowles. I have heard she dabbles in voo doo. That would make sense as to why Beyonce has the most weirdest, delusional stans ever.
^^ which other two blogs close down?
ReplyDeleteFor Pimp Matty to go to such lengths proves how much power we have as consumers. They cant handle the devil revelations coming out about Beyonce and Jay. as well as Beyonce becoming more and more like a hooker,WE HAVE THEM IN A BOX ,THATS WHY THEY ARE ALL MEETING IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, A COUNTRY THAT USE TO BE ATTACHED TO HAITI.. WE ALL KNOW HOW HAITIANS WORK VOODOO
ReplyDeleteBEYONCE WORLD NET IS DOWN AS WELL
ReplyDeletei have to say i am haitian(well born in america but my family roots are haitian) and i am offended. to suggest that most haitian practice voodoo shows how brainwashed you are by the government, thats the crap they put on tv so u can believe it. all the other haitians i know are devout catholic or baptist christians. im not saying there arent any who dont practice voodoo(which is considered a religion) im saying its ignorant to insinuate that all haitians do. if you expand ur horizons a little you will see that there are voo doo practicers all over america, and in other islands and countries.
ReplyDeletealso to correct you, DR was and is still attached to haiti. it is ONE island;hispaniola.
ReplyDeleteSOULGIRL IS A MOTHER
ReplyDeleteSOULGIRL IS A MTOHER
SOULGIRL IS A MOTHER
SHE HAS A SON LOUIS AND IS CURRENTLY PREGNANT WITH A GIRL
LEAVE HER ALONE
HER FACEBOOK
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/danielle.wavell
HER MYSPACE
http://www.myspace.com/daniellewavell
HER BEBO
ReplyDeletehttp://upload.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3426503932
SHE WAS AT AN ART DESIGN SCHOOL GRADUATED IN 2006. HERE IS SOME OF HER WORK-
http://www.theportable.tv/kithomes/danielle.html
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ReplyDeleteBefore I start I am switch the channel and look what I see on starz...."OBESSED". IT ONLY GOT ONE AND HALF STAR RATING. LMAO!!!!!!! I COULD NOT BARE TO WATCH THIS. BEYONCE ACTING SUCKS TO HIGH HEAVENS IN THAT MOVIE. HER ACCENT IS KILLING ME!GHETTO/COUNTRYFIED BEYONCE ACCENT. DEAD! I SWITCH THE CHANNEL AFTER 1 MINUTE OF THIS SHIT. I WANTED TO SHARE MY MOMENT OF PURE UTTER LAUGHTER WHEN I SAW THE RATING FOR THIS ON TV. ANYHOW ON TO THE SUBJECT.
ReplyDeleteWell I see there is some fuckery going on DCR! M.I.A AGAIN WITH NO EXPLAINATION.Miss Andi K I am in agreement with you all the regulars should start a blog. I think if all of us do we are all commited to to keep the site going. It hard for one person to do if they got a lot of things going on. For me that the case with me. I got work and school to jiggle it hard to keep up constanty. But I think if we get a group of regulars to run the blog it should be fine.
Now I do not know what going on with HOB but this should not surprise me. HOB mod has done a hiatus before! I think it sad the HOB mod really drop the ball big time and could of really redeem herself big time. With all the DCR bullshit occuring she could of taken the bull by the horns and up date. But instead another hiatus and then when she losing folks again...its.... I am sorry come to my blog. I mean it ridiculous to me. I mean they can not just give a brief expliantion to there readers? How hard is that?
As for soulgirl here is my opinion. I do not know what truly going on with her. But let me first start off by saying I hope everything is good with her healthwise with her and her family. It could be Matthew suing her again point being I wish she would at leats say guys I have to shut down becuase of this or that.
But no explaination...it what really annoys me.
With that said I must say.... if she is gone because of a health issues or huge family issues, or even Matthew suing her then I forgive her. But if not..... I am also gonna be another one skeptical of the creditbility of her blog.
From the myspace and bebo account I have seen if this is her....she seems to have a lot on her plate. To run a blog she needs to stay committed.
Some people do not like Sandra Rose...but guess what the chick keep her blog UP AND RUNNING AND NOT DO A HIATUS WITH NO EXPLAINATION. SAME GOES TO NICOLE BITCHIE AND PREZ HILTON. That what makes creditbility to a blogger. I just think it is unprofessional of soulgirl at times. Then she gives her site to random people who are not regulars? WTF? I want to give her a doubt...but how many more times this keep occuring? Soulgirl will lose her reader permantly if she has not already. She needs to give a proper explaination to me. I wish her well and no ill will...but I think DCR is done. It was good while it last. Now we all got to find a new home. Anyone with a good idea for a site and is willing to put a group of creditbile writers ...let me know.
Guys also go to Rhymes with snitch too...they update often and got dc and Beyonce and Jay news too.
ReplyDeletego to this article on RWS very interesting comments.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rhymeswithsnitch.com/2009/12/destinys-child-reunion-narrowly-averted.html#more
ITS OFFICALLY OVER AS OF THIS MORNING WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF BEYONCE GOING TO VEGAS FOR 3 YEARS....HER CAREER IS DOA...DEAD ON ARRIVAL...LOL ...THANKS WYNN LAS VEGAS....WE ALL KNOW SINGERS GO TO VEGAS ON THEIR LAST LEG AND BEYONCE IS ON HERS. THE SAD THING IS HER FANS CANT DISPUTE ITS OVER BECUASE THEY CLOWNED TONI BRAXTON...CELINE DION..WHEN THEY WENT TO VEGAS...NOW LOOK WHOS COMING TO DINNER...LMAO
ReplyDeletehey FedUp, DCR is officially gone now.
ReplyDeletedestinyschildrumours.blogspot.com
RIP.
yep u tell them girl @4:33am
ReplyDeleteA NEW SITE WILL BE STARTED GUYS DONT WORRY I AM JAYZLIPS FROM DCR.COM AND I WAS ALSO ON DCR.BLOGSPOT but i was anon cuz at work it wouldnt allow me to log in to post a comment...I ASKED SOULGIRL SEVERAL TIMES TO LET ME BLOG FOR HER TO no avail now look what happened...i even sent her posts from some of my other work...anyhoo...check back here later on today I will post my blog info here later this evening!
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ReplyDelete^^ can u please open your blog to anonymous?thanks!
ReplyDeletehttp://hateherszanonymous.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteHATERS/OPINIONATERS/STANS/FANS
GO TO OUR NEW BLOG
DCR AND HOB ARE DEAD
Somehow I think Miss Andi K. is riding the coattail of Soulgirl... Child your blog has been up since 2008... How long have you been pondering on this plan. Please give me details if I am missing something here. If I am wrong I apologize. But thats just what it looks like to me.
ReplyDeleteSource: Blogger Profile @ http://hateherszanonymous.blogspot.com
^^^ listen soulgirl has psst off a lot of folks. She pick two writers that no one knew that was not even regulars on DCR! I wish her the best but a lot of folks are tired of the M.I.A. on DCR with no valid explaination to her readers. If she wanted off a few months or got sued or anything then she should of posted an proper explaination.
ReplyDelete@433
ReplyDeleteLMAO. SLOT MACHINES IN THE BACKGROUND HERE WE GO! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEYONCE WAYNE NEWTON HERE WE GO. VEGAS CAN HAVE HER AND HER LMAP SHADE OUTFIT.
NEXT YEAR REAL MUSIC SHALL RETURN WITH............
SADE SOLDIER OF LOVE
At Anon, I started my OWN women's empowerment blog in 2008, I've been on DCR and here since Day 1.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to do with SoulGirly. I will say that I repeatedly offered to write for her as well as sent her inside info, and she did nothing in response. So, I decided to start my own blog about putting the truth out.
And I can tell you for a FACT that I won't be shut down. I know my rights. If the Know-Less'es want it with me, I invite them to BRING IT.
@ 11;30, I am not sure why you are having trouble loggin in Anon, I will check on that. We DO want to build membership though, because Spamming is something else we ain't gonna do over there.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD !!!! IF SADE COMES OUT WITH ANOTHER ALBUM I WILL HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!!!! TIME FOR REAL ARTISTS TO COME OUT OF HIDING AND PUT A KABOSH ON ALL THIS NONESENSE!!!! YOU HEAR ME BITCH BEHONCE YOURE DONE !!! SADE WILL VANQUISH YOUR BIG FLAT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ReplyDelete@433
ReplyDeleteMay I also say that it is good! She be gone for 3 years out of the public eye expect the poor Las Vagas people! Oh well someone got to scarifice. Well...she is an offical has been as far as I am concern. All wash up acts in there last leg hey day perform there when there not on top anymore.
SINGS....
HIT THE ROAD JACK AND DONT YOU COME BACK NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE....HIT THE ROAD JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE.
BYE BEYONCE......DO NOT COME BACK!
YANA SADE.... SOLIDER OF LOVE
ReplyDeleteHERE IT IS...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM0qFGQpUg&feature=related
fedup suck a fucking dick and who else said that she is fading and that why she going. 300 million smacks is fadin to u bitches? how the fuck much do you make on those streets?
ReplyDeletereadin these comments why the fuck is these blogs ur lives? act lyke witout dcr u will die what the fuck. dont u got lives to be livin? i guess not n that is fuckin sad. tearin down a workin woman who is livin her fucking dream and u fucks cant even compete FUCKING WOW
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ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^ SOLANGE.....GO BACK TO TWITTER AND YOU HERE BECAUSE??????? LMAO I FORGOT..."CAPTAIN SAVE A HO TO THE RESCUE" SOLANGE... YOUR SISTER BRING THE CHECK FOR YOU IN VEGAS CAUSE SHE IS THE NEXT WAYNE NEWTON! SHE GOT ANOTHER BROTHER AND SISTER ON THE WAY.ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED. SHE IS A WASH UP HAS BEEN SHE REACH HER OVER SATURATED MARK. ALL HAS BEEN GOES TO VEGAS THAT IS A PURE FACT!
ReplyDeleteSLOT MACHINCE CITY!
SO 300 MILLION FOR HER TO GO AWAY. I SAY PAY HER SHE THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN BE BEYONCE FREE FOR 3 YEARS. AMEN!
BEYONCE WAYNE NEWTON KNOWLES CARTER.
Aah. So this is the infamous "Hate on Beyonce" website.
ReplyDeletelol @ that pic
I see everyone has come here since the defunct Destiny's Child Rumors got shut down, again.
~MrTavMarie
@FEDUP
ReplyDeleteIt's really strange how SoulGlow just left, and had new writers just take over and everything, now it's been shut down for good.
Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
~MrTavMarie
TYPICAL FUCKING DUMB ASS RESPONSE. if the ppl were has beens why the fuck would vegas want them. celine dion is a has been now. that makes sense. question is why the FUCK do u obsess so much over this woman when u no u dont like her. that is wht is fucking dumb and i would like to know the answer. THAT IS FOR ALL U BITCHES WHO ALWAYS AVOID THE FUKIN QUESTION. 'BECAUSE WE CAN/WANT TO' IS NOT A REASON EITHER U FUCKING HOS
ReplyDeletehttp://afiercetakeover.blogspot.com/?zx=7edc036a639d5ba1
ReplyDeletehi guys its jayzlips (lol)
ReplyDeletethis is the new blog i will def work on it some more....i already have a problem but dont worry im in it to win it
sorry forgot to link
ReplyDeletehttp://afiercetakeover.blogspot.com/?zx=7edc036a639d5ba1
hateherzanonymous.blogspot.com
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteStraight with NO FAKERS
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^^change the name, its ridiculously long, misspelled, and whos going to remember that urL?
ReplyDeletey ppl sayin we gone. we still here
ReplyDeletewww.destinyschildrumors.com
we aint goin nowhere
^^^
ReplyDeletewow. So after Ti-Ti aka Tiara destroyed soulgirls's website, she went back to the official website she jacked from soulgirl. Creative.
@ 10:59
ReplyDeleteUm who mentioned u? you coming over here begging for comments, cuz not one of your posts can get even 1 commen on them lmaoo.Go sit down somewhere!
Something big is going down in LALA LAND, BEYONCE AND JAY Z ON HOLIDAY AND NOT ONE MEDIA OUTLET IS REPORTING OR SHOWING PICTURES OF THIS EVENT, NOT EVEN TMZ. NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN SEEING BEYONCE WITH HER STUPID BABY TEETH.BUT I THOUGHT JAY OWNED NEW YORK, MAN OF THE MOMENT, I BET HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW HE IS OVER FORTY
ReplyDelete@ AndILoveIt excuse me ho but ppl keep saying DCR is gone. we are here to stay.
ReplyDelete@ miss andi k! what happen to your blog?
ReplyDelete@ 1:00
ReplyDeletelol haha
bitch who the fuck was talking about ur site? are you soulgirl? is your url destinyschildrumours.blogspot.com? HO sit the fuck down and stop tryin to ride off of soulgirls clit
BYE!
excuse the fuck out of me bitch but that soulbitch stole the site. she tried to con us but was shot down, i dont know what u mean by us trying to copy her when the bitch tried to steal everything we have. get the fuck on. but anyway.
ReplyDeleteanyone want the low down on these ladies: www.destinyschildrumors.com
that was directed at "andiloveitupthemotherfuckinass"
ReplyDelete^ You have no traffic and will NEVER have traffic. I just saw your site stats and am ROTFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteCan you manage to get ONE comment??? LMFAOOOOOOOOO
FLOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
MEN LIE, WOMEN LIE, BUT NUMBERS DONT!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/DESTINYSCHILDRUMORS.COM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
i dont know what site that is but wont risk viruses taken over my computer. so bitch please with ur fake stats. u must be crazy, every post has at least 20 comments and i be getting emails from the readers. so boom bitch bye!!!! so sad that u fuckin ppl cant get ova da fact that soulslut stole n now u tryn to cover fo the bitch. stankin ho. get the FUCK off the library computer n get that WELFERE check
ReplyDeleteNothing happened to it. There have been 2 different spellings being posted. Its:
ReplyDeletehateherzanonymous.blogspot.com
There is NO 's' after the 'Z'; someone misspelled it earlier.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the confusion! :-)
LOL alexa.com is a wellknown established company that measures websites stats. and you hon are done! looking at the page right now, you have ZERO comments on all the posts. DISMISSED
ReplyDeletei will not be adressing you anymore!
and @ miss k are you sure? cause before i was logging onto the site with the "s" before the "z" in the spelling
DestinysChildRumors.com was supposed to have been given to soulglow for free. But she didn't like the wordpress format and so she left.
ReplyDeleteBut we all know what happened. They (TiTi aka Tiara and Cynabun) got mad ths soulgre left and went back to blogger.com, so the charged her $25 and ended up jacking her shit. Now she's gone. DCR is gone.
@ AndILoveIt; yes ma'am; go on over now! LOL. I quadruple checked it; I don't know what that was all about.
ReplyDeleteit is
HateherZAnonymous.Blogspot.Com
Apparently, someone already handled it. A comment from the official DCR.com, adressed to Ti-Ti aka Tiara.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.destinyschildrumors.com/2009/12/10/thank-god-beyonce-going-away-for-3-years/comment-page-1/#comment-26851
"BITCH FUCK YOU!
YOU THINK YOU THE SHIT HUH?
YOU THINK YOU THE BIZ HUH?
YOU THINK YOU SO BAD BECAUSE YOU SHUT DOWN SOULGIRL'S WEBSITE, THAT YOU JUST OWN SHIT DON'T YOU.
WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU: YOU AIN'T SHIT! YOU NEVER BEEN SHIT. AND YOU AIN'T GON' BE ABOUT SHIT!
WE SHOULD HAVE KNOW TI-TI AKA TIARA AKA CYNABUN WAS JUST SOME PHONY SHIT. WHEN I GOT TO DCR, IT WAS THE BEST THING POPPIN. GETTING A DAILY FIX BY GOING IN ON THAT TRICK BEYONCE AND HER HO-ISH WAYS. I WAS EVEN DOWN FOR SG TO COME HERE AND EXPAND. BUT YOU TOOK THAT FROM HER. THAT HURTED HER SOUL. YOU HURTED MY SOUL! YOU HURT THE CREOLE SPIRIT WITHIN ME, TO CELEBRATE IN BRINGING THAT BITCH BEYONCE DOWN IN BURNING FLAMES.
THEN HERE YO' BITCH ASS COME, TELLING SOULGIRL SHE NEEDS TO GIVE YOU, WITH YOU PUSS ASS, TRICK ASS, TONY ASS, SCHIZO ASS, $25 BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE SHIT THAT WAS GOING ON.
HOW THE HELL YOU GON' STAN FOR THAT PUDDING PUSSY POPPING BEYONCE ONE MINUTE, THEN TALK ABOUT HER THE NEXT! BITCH ARE YOU TRYNA BE THE EPITOME OF BEYONCE'S WHACK ASS CD "I AM.....SASHA FART"? ARE YOU BIPOLAR OR SOME SHIT. BITCH PLEASE. SHUT THIS SITE DOWN AND GO AWAY. WE WILL RISE ONCE MORE BITCH.
AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU WAS FUCKIN FOR PAYCHECKS AT MUSIC WORLD ENTERTAINMENT. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. MATTHEW, WITH HIS "'FUCKING EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD' CUZ HE GOT LIL' WAYNE HOISH ASPIRATIONS" ASS, DAMN SURE DON'T WANT NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HIS CREOLE YAKI PRINCESS BEYONCE. REVEAL YOURSELF WHORE! THEN GIVE SOULGIRL HER SITE BACK (BOTH OF HER SITES TRICKTRAMP!) AND GO THE FUCK AWAY. WE DON'T NEED YOU. THIS SHIT BEEN FLOPPING SINCE SOULGIRL LEFT AND JUST ADMIT IT, YOU JACKED HER FOR HER SHIT BECAUSE YOU GOT MAD! FUCK YOU, FUCK YA MAMA, DADDY, ANCESTORS, AND THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD YOU FROM DAY ONE YOU WAS SOMETHING CUZ BITCH! YOU AIN'T SHIT!
FUCK YOU,
SINCERELY, THE DCR COMMENTORS/REGULARS"
*iDied*
You people are taking all of this way too seriously
ReplyDelete"TYPICAL FUCKING DUMB ASS RESPONSE. if the ppl were has beens why the fuck would vegas want them."
ReplyDeleteSorry - but now you look like the dumbass.
Las Vegas has historically been a haven for former mainstream artists whose careers are on the permanent "cool down."
Needless to say, artists who are currently hot perform in Vegas. But they don't sign up for long-term engagements (like Beyonce is reportedly trying to do at the Wynn.) Beyonce can make good money from this move, but *not* as good as the money that comes from touring (at least for really hot artists.) I think it's safe to say that Beyonce won't be getting anywhere NEAR the amount of money that Celine Dion's getting (or Garth Brooks, or Toni Braxton, or any of the other more popular artists) in Vegas. She's only a legend in the minds of her stans. (And we all know how unstable *those* minds are.)
I'm all for Beyonce going to Vegas. I heard that she could possibly receive over half a billion for the next 5 years (100 million a year) if she goes with it.
ReplyDeleteMy problem is that Beyonce does not have a very sound (you know it's true) catalogue for her to perform for the next 5 years. I mean really? "Diva is a female version of a huss-lah"? Really? No Beyonce. You need more people. And better songs. Right now I can only see Beyonce doing songs from DIL (which is her more sound album) and Irreplacebla from her 2nd and Single Ladies from her 3rd. And of course, she always has to do a Destiny's Child medley even though she acts like that group barely existed.
Lawd @ the fuckery that has transpired over this past week [and of course it happens when I'm unable to log in]! lol Oh, well...as already expressed...it was fun while it lasted and now I'm off to check out the other sites mentioned.
ReplyDelete@ 9:48
I am literally LMFAO at that message. Thanx for posting it!! *dead*
@antisocial:
ReplyDeleteyou can go to:
crunktastical.net
sofurious.com
hecklerspray.com
wigcrypt.blogspot.com
creolepimp.blogspot.com
for all things Beyonce. They are not a dedicated Love/Hate Beyonce websites but they do go in on her when they make posts about her.
Wow what a mess ....anyhoo new post at
ReplyDeleteafiercetakeover.blogspot.com
@ 5:24
ReplyDeleteI'm familiar with Fresh but thanx for the other sites. :)
^the library open this late?
ReplyDeleteI cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht odrer hte ltteers in a wrod are, hte olny iprmoatnt thing is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in hte rghit pclae. Hte rset can be a taotl mses nad you cna still raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
ReplyDelete^^thats so freakin amazing,i understood without a problem lol
ReplyDeleteIn fact Beydabess, I understood it and read it better than when YOU post in your own words---lol. You are quite a character and very funny----bless you! LOL
ReplyDeleteAt 4:56 Beyhoe may be going to Vegas but the money part/business deal is a fabrication and a LIE brought to to you by MWE and Matthew Knowles!
ReplyDeleteAs long as there is delusional hype surrounding that skeezoid she will still be relevant. Until I see valid sources besides mediatakeout and MWE I will believe otherwise.
ok im not understanding... why in the name of all that is holy does HOB keep doing this disappearing act? don't you know what it means to "grab the bull by the horns" yet everytime, without fail, when the opportunity presents itself to get your traffic back, you trip, choke, stumble & fail. by now you could have been the next bossip bringing in massive ad revenue had you continued on your trajectory, but no, you advertise on DCR and when that shit crashes and burns, we come here and once again, you go incognegro on a bitch!
ReplyDeleteDear Music Industry,
ReplyDeleteWe are tired of seeing Beyonce at every award show. The Grammys, BET Awards, VMAs, etc. She is not God and I am tired of her monopolizing the industry. I am sick of her sing on-key, dancing on beat, and getting standing ovations. Its about time you gava other artist a shot. Like the ones who don't have an ounce of rhythm, or artist who couldn't carry a note if there life depended on it. Why can't you have random ass regular people on the show who do nothing but walk around looking fierce while singing to playback. Why must you showcase the most talented and popular. Give the people who will never have the amount of talented that overrated chick has.
Beyonce is also a flop. I am sucha flop only sold 2.5 million in the US and 5 million worldwide. Rihanna will such more than Beyonce's album. While Rated R debuted at #4 with 180 worldwide, Beyonce IASF only debuted at #1 with 400,000 sold worldwide the first week. Beyonce tour also flopped only half of her concerts sold out and the only seat left in th other half of her tour were the ones all the way near the parking lot. And she gets so much pub why. Taylor Swift even beat her for best Female Video while BeyFlop walked home with only Video of the Year, Best Choregraphy, and Best Editing.
Sincerely I HATE SUCCESSFUL CHICKS LIKE BEYONCE
Beyonce Stans you have been banned from doing the following:
ReplyDeleteSection A. - Ashanti
Beyonce stans shall refrain from calling Ashanti "Ashitty" "Sideburns McGee" "Magilla Gorilla" "Flopshanti", or any derogatory name. We will not bring up how she sucked the color off Irv Gotti's pecker to get a record deal because you have no video or photographic proof of that. You will admit that you thought her 1st album was the shit, and you also liked her other albums even if you only downloaded them.
She had the biggest opening week sales for a R&B female artist and in the same week she became the first female performer to simultaneously hold the top two places on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart. She must've done something right before Beyonceitis paralyzed her.
You are not obligated to purchase a concert ticket to see Ashanti, as most Bingo casinos have an age limit.
In return we ask that Ashanti stans be quiet and be grateful that she wasn't a featured contestant on "For the Love of Ray-J."
Section B. - Brandy and Monica
Beyonce stans shall refrain from bringing up Brandy's "spiritual union" or her string of flop albums. They were all great artistic achievements.
You will not say anything bad about Monica. Don't nobody better say nothing bad about Monica! Monica ain't neva done nothing to nobody! You know you like Monica. In your imagination Beyonce and Monica are best friends, and Beyonce is the godmother of Monica's children, and Monica does Beyonce's hair, usually with a ponytail on the right side, kinky twists on the left, a swoop bang in the front, and her name cornrowed in the back. And they go to clubs, outlet malls, and Waffle Houses together with Keyshia Cole and they all keep small handguns boxcutters in their purse in case shit jumps off.
I still would not buy a concert ticket to see Brandy because she only tours Six Flags parks now, and the Six Flags closest to me gets quite "niggaish" in the summertime, and I will NOT be ducking and dodging bullets just to see the Moesha Experience.
In return we ask that Brandy stans be quiet and be grateful that she's not in prison fighting Big Sally for her virginity.
SECTION C - Janet Jackson
Beyonce stans shall refrain from referring to Janet Jackson as "Tranet" "Floppita Jo" "Janet Jackass" or any other derogatory name. That lady is an icon. A legend. She paved the way for all of these tone-deaf broads to pop their poons on stage, and she STILL looks good.
You will not bring up her string of failed albums or the Super Bowl incident unless it's a severe stan emergency. You will not bring up her canceling her tour due to low ticket sales, vertigo, severe vaginal itch, or the bad economy. Stop rubbing salt on an open wound. That lady is an icon. A legend. Show some muddafuckin' respect.
In return we ask Janet stans to just... go away.
PART 2 of What Beyonce Stans are banned from doing:
ReplyDeleteSECTION D - Christina Aguilera
Although you are not required to be a fan of the vocal masturbation that Christina Aguilera calls singing, you shall respect the unique and creative creature that is Christina Aguilera. Even if else nobody cares.
In return we ask Xtina fans to go stick themselves.
SECTION E - Mya
You shall tip her at least 20% when your bill comes at Ruby Tuesdays. I know it's a recession, but it's hard out there for minimum wage workers.
SECTION F -Kelly Rowland
Beyonce stans shall refrain from making jokes about 'Miss Kelly'. Like saying that they're on sale for 19 cents at K-Mart. Or that they give it away free with McChickens at McDonalds. "Miss Kelly" was an excellent and underrated album, and Kelly Rowland a unique talent, who... I'm sorry I can't...
SECTION G . Amerie
(Please see Mya)
SECTION H. - Ciara
Beyonce stans will not call her "Cecil", "Cialis", or any name which insinuates that she has male genitals. That is a woman. She was born a woman. The End.
You liked her first and 2nd albums, you two used to be homegirls until you started ackin' funny and hanging out with Beyonce, now you act like you don't know nobody. Her number is still the same. Why don't you call her. She'd love to hear from you.
In return we ask that Ciara stans be quiet and be grateful that she hasn't been dropped from her label due to "creative differences".
SECTION I . Britney Spears
Beyonce stans will respect the power of Britney Spears. Just a year ago people were writing her obituary, now she's selling out concerts. This lady deserves handclaps and fingersnaps. So please snap in a circle, a triangle, or rectangle for Miss Spears 3 times.
In return we ask that Britney Spears stans be quiet and be grateful, that she's still around, even if she doesn't know where she is half the time.
SECTION J. Rihanna
Beyonce stans shall admit the fact that Rihanna gave Beyonce hell for a brief period from late 2007 to mid-2008, and for that deserves at least a token amount of your respect.
You must admit that style-wise Rihanna slays 90% of these broads even if vocally she sounds like a goat being molested.
You will admit that "Good Girl, Gone Bad" will probably go down as one of the best albums of this decade.
You will not dwell on the events of February 8, 2009, or use it as a comeback in arguments against Rihanna stans.
You will not say that you will "Chris Brown a bitch." Or give somebody a "Chris Brown Combo". That is not acceptable language and Beyonce would not condone it. She would laugh about it with Angie and Solange in her dressing room, but she wouldn't want you to say it publicly on a message board. Her mama taught her better than that.
You are still not required to pay to see Rihanna in concert. $100 is too much money for a high-tech fashion show. The damn Ebony Fashion Fair costs $25 and that includes a FREE subscription to Jet.
(SIDEBAR:1989 Jet Magazine with Cast of 'A Different World' of the Cover > Rihanna Concert)
In return we ask that Rihanna stans just be quiet.
SECTION K - Beyonce
Beyonce stans shall realize that the world was not created on September 4, 1981.
You shall stop being general jackasses. Stop being so easily baited into arguments.
Stop trolling around YouTube starting fights with people.
You shall realize that if you visit the blog of somebody you know hates on Beyonce just to defend Beyonce you are still putting money in their pockets.
You shall realize that petitions are for pussies. Nobody cares what you think.
You shall realize that it's ok NOT to like everything Beyonce does. You won't get your stan card revoked.
You shall realize that there's nothing I can say or you can say to totally "shut down" a hater. The only person who can truly shut down a Beyonce hater is Beyonce, and she's been doing that everyday for the past 10 damn years.
Tina Knowles has a talk with Sandra Rose:
ReplyDeleteTina Knowles: May I speak to Sandra Rose please?
Sandra Rose: Speaking.
Tina Knowles: Hi, Sandra. Did you get my check?
Sandra Rose: Yes, it just came in the mail.
Tina Knowles: Per our argreement, you get $2500 for everytime you mention Beyonce's name. And please step it up a little. You're slipping. We were trying to sell a million the first week. You need to step up the promotion. There was a time when you used to be creative. You remember that? I remember. You just didn't care how low you stooped. But now... I don't know Sandy Mae... you getting soft.
Sandra Rose: I'm trying Tina, honest I am, but it's hard to find ways to mention Beyonce's name everyday.
Tina Knowles: Oh... well here's what you do. Go to Crunk and Disoderly and lurk in the comment section. There can be a story posted that says "Family of 6 Killed in Tragic Car Accident" wait 5 minutes and see don't some bitch pop in the comments section saying "I bet they were listening to Beyonce before they crashed. I can't stand Beyonce!" It never fails. Those folks have such creative and innovative ways of bringing Beyonce's name into conversations that have absoulutely nothing to do with her. So go to the C+D comment section and get some ideas. Plus, I heard that's where that boy that runs Beyonceitis steals all his swag from.
Sandra Rose: Really?
Tina Knowles: Yea, that's what I heard. You gotta step your game up Sandra your site is very important to us and our promotion of Beyonce. Your site serves a demographic that is very important to us.
Sandra Rose: And what demographic is that?
Tina Knowles: Our studies have showed that your readers are mostly middle-aged women who have just learned how to use a computer. Also your site caters to women in their 20's and 30's who think $20 + a Citi Trendz gift card= A Luxury Shopping spree. Your readers are very important to us. Almost as important as people with actual style and taste.
Sandra Rose: Ummm...Thanks Tina... Hey I have a question?
Tina Knowles: Yea?
Sandra Rose: Do you think people know that my site is a satirical site, that I'm a spoof of Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks, the self-hating black person who hates any postive or powerful people of Color.
Tina Knowles: I think people know... I mean, it's so obvious.
Sandra Rose: I know... I don't see how people don't know that my site is a satire. I mean... I look EXACTLY like Uncle Ruckus... and I post about Beyonce ALL the time. And I talk all the time about "REAL" black people yet all I do is degrade other black people. And there's nothing really original about my site. I mean any person with any common sense or logic would know that I'm joking. It's all satire. Do you think people know that I'm really a big Beyonce fan.
Tina Knowles: I think they know. They're just playing along with you.
Sandra Rose: Do you think people know that I love Beyonce's music?
Tina Knowles: I think they know.
Sandra Rose: Do you think people know that I would love to get Beyonce butt-ball naked on a leather couch, and take some strawberries, and...
Tina Knowles: Calm down Sandra. That's my child you're talking about. Don't make me double back-slap you
Tina Knowles has a talk with Rihanna:
ReplyDeleteTina Knowles: May I speak to Rihanna please?
Rihanna: Ello?
Tina Knowles: (disguised voice) Yea, this is the Free Clinic, and I'm sorry to have to tell you about this... but ALL of your tests came back positive.
Rihanna: NO!
Tina Knowles: Yep. You got the crabs.
Rihanna: NO!
Tina Knowles: Yep. And worms.
Rihanna: NO!
Tina Knowles: Yep. And you're pregnant.
Rihanna: NO!
Tina Knowles: Yep. And you got something called Ear Herpes which I have never even heard of until today...
Rihanna: NO!
Tina Knowles: Yep. So I'm going to need a list of all your sexual partners so they can be contacted.
Rihanna: Starting from when?
Tina Knowles: From birth until now.
Rihanna: Oh, well, let's see... Chris...
Tina Knowles: Brown?
Rihanna: Chris Brown, Chris Bridges, Chris Webber, Chris Angel, Kriss Kross...
Tina Knowles: Oh. Go on...
Rihanna: Kanye, Justin Timberlake
Tina Knowles: Say WORD?
Rihanna: Ray-J, The Dream, Kanye, Pharrell, The Dream
Tina Knowles: You already said The Dream.
Rihanna: It was twice.
Tina Knowles: (sigh) Listen sweetie. Lesson #1 in Fucking for Tracks. When fucking for tracks you are not obligated to fuck again once you receive the track. That's why it's called fucking for tracks. You fuck FOR the track. One you fuck and you get the track that's the end of that business transaction.
Rihanna: Really. Nobody told me...
Tina Knowles: It's ok... go on.
Rihanna: Ne-Yo.
Tina Knowles: Was he the top or the bottom?
Rihanna: What?
Tina Knowles: Nevermind. Go on.
Rihanna: Let's see. All of the New Jersey Nets. All of Day 26, Half of the original Danity Kane.
Tina Knowles: Back up... Umm... ALL of Day26?
Rihanna: Yep.
Tina Knowles: Q Too?
Rihanna: Yep.
Tina Knowles: I know good and hell well you didn't...ummm... I have a question, it's off the record and just betwixt us girls... I've had a thing for Willie for the longest...he could get in my Dereon thong right now without a lot of conversation, persuasion, or negotiaion. Tell me, what that thang look like?
Rihanna: Umm... I don't really remember. Once you've had one dick you've had them all.
Tina Knowles: Ain't that the truth... go on...
Rihanna: Umm...T.I., Lil Wayne... Jay-Z
Tina Knowles: WHAT!?! YOU GADDAMN LIE! MY SON-IN-LAW AIN'T NEVER TOUCHED YOU!
Rihanna: Is this Tina?
Tina Knowles: MISS TINA! And you a damn liar from the pits of Dereon Hell...my son in law ain't never laid a hand on you. He don't associate with loose women.
Rihanna: Well I know that's a lie cause he associates with Beyonce!
Tina Knowles: Your mouth just wrote a check that your narrow ass can't cash. Wait till I get off this phone! I'm riding by your house and going to the trunk of my car.
Tina Knowles has a talk with Ashanti:
ReplyDeleteBlockbuster Manager: Thank you for calling Blockbuster this is Tootie how may I help you?
Tina Knowles: Yes, is Ashanti working tonight?
Blockbuster Manager: Well I just came from out the backroom, and she wasn't there, maybe she's at her other job.
Tina Knowles: Oh. Ok.
(Hangs up. Dials another number)
Kelly Rowland: Thank you for calling Chilli's this is Kelly how may I help you?
Tina Knowles: Yea. Kelly, is Ashanti working the grill tonight?
Kelly Rowland: Yes, hold on. SHEQUOIYA! PHONE!
Ashanti: Hello.
Tina Knowles: Good evening Ashanti, sorry to disturb you at work and I know your Boost pay-as-you-go minute situation isn't really jumping off this month so I'm going to keep this brief. I was going through my internet records and I have found that your stans are one of the leading Beyonce haters on the internet, 2nd only behind Janet and Christina stans.
Ashanti: That's terrible.
Tina Knowles: Yea, you our studies have found that the less releavant an artist is the more their stans hate on Beyonce. The exception to this is Rihanna, because although she is very relevant at the moment her stans still contribute a substantial amount of Beyonce hate to the internet, but we'll see how relevant she is with a 50 year old woman's foot attached to her, cause when I see that trick I'm I'm breaking my Dereon zebra-skin stiletto heels off in her ass, right at the ankle.
Ashanti: Well, Tina I have no control over what my stans say or do, and although Beyonce is better than me at everything and makes it hard for all female entertainers and is part of the reason why I'm working in a food court, she is not the only reason why our careers have fallen off. Perhaps my stans and the stans of other less successful artists should be flooding record execs inboxes and voicemails instead of Beyonce message boards and YouTube videos because at the end of the day it's the record excecs who make the decision to stop promoting our albums or stop our albums from coming out at all. Yes Beyonce is better than all of us at everything, but sometimes our record labels shut us down before we even have a fair chance to compete with her.
Tina Knowles: You know what... you're right. You're alright with me Ashanti, I don't care what Solange says about you behind your back.
Ashanti: Wait, what did she...
Tina Knowles: Nevermind. Would you like to come to Beyonce's "I'm The Shit" Party?
AShanti: Sure, do you need me to bring anything.
Tina Knowles: Just some of them Chilli's baby back ribs, some ice, and your valet jacket in case we need you to park cars.
Ashanti: You mean I get to hang out with Beyonce?
Tina Knowles: Sure.
Ashanti: Oh BOY! Do you think she'll let me be in her 'Diva' video?
Tina Knowles: Hold on, let's call her on 3way.
(calls Beyonce)
Tina Knowles: Beyonce, can Ashanti be in your "Diva" video?
Beyonce: HELL NO!
DAMN SOULGIRL IS UGLY..NO WONDER SHE HATES BEYONCE
ReplyDeletelol @ anon
ReplyDeletethat letter to the stans had me in tears
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listen Pimp Matty knows as long as these blogs are shut down mote traffic will go to main blogs like media take out,Beyonce is now receiving the least comments anywhere, people are literally sick to the back teeth of this bitch, and Pimp Matty know this people worldwide are picking up on the fact that Beyonce is immoral
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ReplyDelete^^lol!
ReplyDelete*Phone rings*
ReplyDeleteTina Knowles: Hello, Tina's Salon of Kentucky Fried Chickenhead hair, how may I assault your follicles today?
Me: Hi Tina, would you come get your man from humping my dog? I know he's into bitches but I didn't think he was actually stupid enough to get them mixed up with my dog.
Tina Knowles: Tell dat man when I git a holt uv him I mo rang his dam nick! Ain't no bitch better be gittin fuckt by him but me! I da top dawg 'roun hur!
Me: Maybe if you actually took time for your marriage instead of chasing your daughter and her butt pad around, Matty wouldn't have my dog looking bored out of her damn mind. Either that or put a bag over your head.
Tina Knowles: Look chile I dun tried errythang I cud to get dat man thur to leab dem dumb bishes alone. But wud he? Naw! I stirred up my mos powerful witches brew and it didn't take. Dat fool jus like 'em fugly and festerin.
Me: Ewww. So that explains why he married your gremlin looking ass.
Tina Knowles: Ur you I-sultin me?
Me: Am I what?
Tina Knowles: I-sultin me.
Me: Isultin? Do you mean INSULTING you?
Tina Knowles: What's insulting mean?
Me: *blank stare*. Well it means basically that I am saying something nice about you. *wink*
Tina Knowles: Aw okay...well den dat's why he murried me. And thank you for da insult.
Me: *cheesin* Any time. Anyway, when are you coming?
Tina Knowles: Soon as I finish bakin des bitches hair off.
Me: Well hurry up...And congratulations on the upcoming bundle of joy.
Tina Knowles: *confused look* I didn't knowed I wuz pregnint.
Me: *Throws up hands in frustration and shake head hard* Yep rumor has it you are.
Tina Knowles: Oooohhhh I iz so happy *tears fall from face* Wait til I tell Bedunce she will be so happy fo us.
Me: I'm sure she will be. Anyway, see you soon. And don't knock at the door. Just put your leash on him and leave quietly.
Tina Knowles: Mmm-hmm.
Me: Bye.
Tina Knowles: Bye.
@2:47
ReplyDeleteSorry I accidentally deleted the post.
Me: So how have Beyonce haters generated so many YouTube hits?
ReplyDeleteHeywood Jablomi: Our market research shows that Beyonce haters operate under the assumption that EVERYBODY wants to hear about their hate of Beyonce. Instead of trying promote music they they do like, they feel the need to bring Beyonce's name up in real-life situations that have absolutely nothing to do with her.
They bring her up in videos that are NOT related to her:
They bring her name up when they pay rent:
They even bring her name up when they give tithes and offerings to the Lord:
Some of them are even so sad and pitiful that they register on Beyonce-related message boards, with hardcore Beyonce stans and hate on her.
Some of them are even so sad and pitiful that they register on Beyonce-related message boards, with hardcore Beyonce stans and hate on her.
Me: But that doesn't make any sense. If you don't like Beyonce why would you spend time at a place filled with her pictures, her music, and people who love her more than life. That's like if I hated Pizza Hut pizza but I liked Papa John's pizza. Why would I go to Pizza Hut and tell people not to eat there. I mean, the people wouldn't already be there if they didn't like Pizza Hut, and I have just wasted my time and made myself look very stupid instead of just eating at Papa John's and going on about my business.I don't think Beyonce haters aren't that transparent.
Heywood Jablomi: Yes they are. CNN.com posted a story about a possible cure to HIV. Then they posted a story which gave out an address to where people could get unlimited $100 dollar bills (no strings attached). Then they posted a story about Beyonce eating chicken nuggets. The HIV story got 3 comments. The story on how to get free $100 bills got 2 comments. The Beyonce story got 5,429,387 comments, most of which were negative. We're not sure how a person can find something negative about a person eating chicken nuggets, but I'll be damned if they didn't find a way. Haters complain about her being overexposed yet they can't keep her name out of their mouth, and will not miss an opportunity to click on a link with the word "Beyonce" in it. We at YouTube used this to our advantage.
Me: How?
Heywood Jablomi: We create fake Beyonce hater accounts. We have dozens of fake accounts with names like: "Beyonceisfake" "Beyonceisabitch" "IHateBeyonce" "BeyonceSucks".
Me: What's the point of doing that?
Heywood Jablomi: We have found that creating fake hater accounts attract real haters and real stans. Some stans spend more time looking for haters than they do looking for actual Beyonce videos. And when they find them, the stans take the links back to message boards, and they bring back about 1000 people to YouTube. And those 1000 people (most of whom are undercover stans of other artists) take those links to other artists message boards, and they take them put it on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, YourSpace, YoMamaSpace, GaySpace, and anybody who will listen to them. Then they bring 1000 people, and those 1000 people bring 1000 people, and so on, and so on...
Me: Wait a minute. Why would a Beyonce stan take a Beyonce hater link to a Beyonce message board. Why would they promote hate of Beyonce?
ReplyDeleteHeywood Jablomi: I don't know. Common sense goes out of the window when dealing with Beyonce. I guess they think that they can convert the hater into a stan. But as Kanye West so eloquently stated "Hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids." Hate starts in the womb. Hate is embedded in our DNA, it's genetic. People are born that way. You can help it and you can't change it. Embrace it. We at YouTube have just found a way to make money from it. We have made billions and billions of dollars of Beyonce haters and stans.
Me: I see... Well... Can I hold something?
Heywood Jablomi: Umm. no.
Me: Oh. Well, what do you think would happen if Beyonce stans minded their business and stayed at BeyonceLand, and Beyonce haters took their hateful energy for Beyonce and transformed into love for somebody else. The energy they use to hate, what if they used it to promote other artists, buy their albums, request their songs at the radio. It takes all of about 30 seconds to buy a song on iTunes, but a "Beyonce Had Plastic Surgery" video takes at least an hour. What if everybody just minded their business and worried only about the things they liked, instead hating on the things they didn't like?
Heywood Jablomi: The whole damn internet would shut down...
DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKING STAN: But that doesn't make any sense. If you don't like Beyonce why would you spend time at a place filled with her pictures, her music, and people who love her more than life. That's like if I hated Pizza Hut pizza but I liked Papa John's pizza. Why would I go to Pizza Hut and tell people not to eat there. I mean, the people wouldn't already be there if they didn't like Pizza Hut, and I have just wasted my time and made myself look very stupid instead of just eating at Papa John's and going on about my business.I don't think Beyonce haters aren't that transparent.
ReplyDeleteME: Well instead of you being on a Beyonce HATE site trying to promote love for her bleached out ass, why not go on over to a worship site to do so?
DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKING STAN: Well that doesn't make sense. We ALL HAVE to LOVE Beyonce. The world just wouldn't continue to turn if we didn't would it?
ME: Yes, dumb wig hat, it still rotates. There is a science to the rotation of the earth that, believe it or not, has absolutely NOTHING to do with Beyonce flinging her rancid poon.
DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKING STAN: *shocked and confused look* How is this possible? That's not what I learned in Beyonce Ass Kissing 101.
ME: Well, if you would just pull your nose out of her pube hair for like...oh say...a millisecond, you would see that the world rotates, birds chirp, Jay-Z I mean camels breath and life in general just continues despite what Beyonce does.
DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKING STAN: Well I will just have to consult my fellow Beyonce worshipers on this one.
ME: You go ahead and do that. I have one other suggestion, however.
DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKING STAN: What's that?
ME: Try opening a REAL book and reading it for yourself instead of getting your information from a no diploma having stage prop.
DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKING STAN: That's against my beliefs. I only believe in life according to Beyonce.
ME: Hence the reason you will just be another dumb ass stan giving your paycheck to this dime a dozen heffa and pissed because no everyone will, but more power to you.
"Me: Oh. Well, what do you think would happen if Beyonce stans minded their business and stayed at BeyonceLand, and Beyonce haters took their hateful energy for Beyonce and transformed into love for somebody else. The energy they use to hate, what if they used it to promote other artists, buy their albums, request their songs at the radio. It takes all of about 30 seconds to buy a song on iTunes, but a "Beyonce Had Plastic Surgery" video takes at least an hour. What if everybody just minded their business and worried only about the things they liked, instead hating on the things they didn't like?"
ReplyDeleteIf everyone minded their business then you wouldn't be on here telling everyone to mind their business.
y'all are going off with these letters to stans haters and irrelevant celebs!!! lol keep 'em coming!
ReplyDelete"If everyone minded their business, then you wouldn't be on here telling everyone to mind their business."
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Exactly.
The Beyonce stans' own confusion confuses them.
jennifer hudsons show was really nice. love to hear her sing.
ReplyDelete@6:59
ReplyDeleteShhhh...Don't tell them they are confused. Their little heads might explode. LOL
Beyonce DUMB Stan: Did you see Beyonce's new Magazine Cover she shut it down! Take that haters!
ReplyDeleteBitter DUMB Hater: Why she have that white woman hair in her head. She so fake. She stole that hairstylr from Rihanna. Rihanna invented that hairstyle. She's a fashion icon. Beyonce is a swaggerjacker.
Beyonce DUMB Stan: BITCH! Beyonce can wear whatever she want on her head. She got 7 Grammys!
Bitter DUMB Hater: She stole that! She's always stealing shit.
Beyonce DUMB Stan: BITCH! Beyonce ain't gotta steal shit! She got 7 Grammys!
Bitter DUMB Hater: She need to stop eating all that Popeyes. Her hips are spreading like rumors.
Beyonce DUMB Stan: BITCH! Beyonce can eat all the chicken she wants. She got 7 Grammys!
Bitter DUMB hater: She stole chicken from Aretha Franklin. Aretha invented chicken. Jimmy Jam just added hot sauce, but Aretha invented chicken and she never gets the credit she deserves. She's a legend. Beyonce is a swaggerjacker.
Bitter DUMB HATER: Beyonce is so overrated.
Beyonce Stan: BITCH! Yo Mama's dick-sucking skills are overrated you baldheaded ho. Beyonce ain't overrated! She got 7 Grammys!
Bitter DUMB hater: Madonna invented dick-sucking. That's why she sings about it all the time. She invented it in Minneapolis in 1985. She's a legend. Beyonce is a swaggerjacker.
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ReplyDeleteWhat are stans going to do when beyonce has her flop? I guess they are gonna plan a mass suicide. When Beyonce has a her flop they will all gather at House of Dereon headquarters, eat poisoned Popeye's chicken, and go on to the Upper Room. Life would not be worth living if Beyonce has a flop.
ReplyDeletethank you @ 2:41. Both stans and haters are both stupid for demonizing/worshiping some one they do not know. She does not pay their bills, or put food on their table, nor does she cause harm to anyone. Why all this crap? Why are there blogs like these (as well Beyonce admiration sites)?
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ReplyDeleteSince your are pretending to be neutral in this, my question for you is why are you here? If you don't like the hater/stan why come on any of these types of sites?
You ask why all the crap? And I want to know why not? I don't pay your bills, put food on your table, cause harm to you so why come here trying to control what other people do with THEIR time?
Just the fact that you said "she doesn't cause harm to anyone" means that you are a stan trying to come off as neutral on the topic of Beyonce. If you weren't a stan you wouldn't have taken the position that she doesn't cause harm to anyone. So in the words of one poster....EPIC FAIL!
"eat poisoned Popeye's chicken"
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Co-sign 10:56 PM!!
ReplyDeletePhony bastards trying to pretend they're neutral about Beyonce when in truth they probably have shrines of her in their rooms.
@120
ReplyDeleteLOL at "shrines in their rooms". And they probably take out loans to buy her shit because you know they spend their whole paycheck on this tick.
i have been studying Stanology for since 2007. Mainly Beyonce and Rihanna stans. i have come to the conclusion that both Beyonce and Rihanna stans are delusional, crazy, and need serious help. They suffer from a disease called Celebrity worship syndrym. it is where they think about that artist for periods of time. They think about them when they take a shit, when they are having sex, when they are in church, when they eat, when they are sucking dick...eTc. Talking to them is like talking to a brick wall.
ReplyDeletei have also learned that Beyonce stans are usually fans of Alicia Keys. Beyonce stans also like Rihanna's music and Fashion sense on the low. they were cool with Rihanna until her stans start poppin off at the mouth and vise versa with Rihanna stans they were cool with Beyonce, but they do like her on the low low.
@Cool's Shadow
ReplyDeleteI'm from comment 7:06 BTW.
FYI, I'm not a stan of Beyonce, not do I hate her. I like some of her songs, but I've never bought an album of hers. Unlike you and the rest of these idiots on this blog, I don't waste time dedicating a couple of hours on bitching and complaining about someone I don't know, nor do I have a shrine of someone I don't know. You have it twisted. But thanks for the laughs though. These comments are generally stupid, but they are always entertaining. Have a great day.
Oh yeah and @ Cool's Shadow again
ReplyDeleteTo answer your question as to why am I here, I just find it fascinating how involved stans and haters are over this one woman, a friend told me about this site called Hate on Beyonce and my google search led me here. It's so funny lol!
And just because I'm neutral in the matter, doesn't mean I'm perpetrating being a fan or stan. Like I said @ 10:05 am, I like some of her songs like Crazy in Love and Irreplaceable, but that's about it. Seeing some of the delusional comments from stans and haters is completely scary. You'd think they are going back and forth about God himself, which I don't believe that is healthy either. Once again, have a great day. And yes you are right; I shouldn't be concerned with what people do with their own time. I just think it's all unnecessary to obsess over people you don't know, in my most humble.
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ReplyDelete"I'm from comment 7:06 BTW.
ReplyDeleteFYI, I'm not a stan of Beyonce, not do I hate her. I like some of her songs, but I've never bought an album of hers. Unlike you and the rest of these idiots on this blog, I don't waste time dedicating a couple of hours on bitching and complaining about someone I don't know, nor do I have a shrine of someone I don't know. You have it twisted. But thanks for the laughs though. These comments are generally stupid, but they are always entertaining. Have a great day."
Wrong bitch. You have spent more than a couple of hours on here bitching about the people on this board and you don't know us. The shrine comment was made by someone else but it was funny as fuck.
And...@ your comment @ 10:26. I don't give a fuck if you like her or not really, but I don't like hypocritical assholes like you coming on a fuckin GOSSIP BLOG telling people how the fuck to spend THEIR time. You obviously are not above talking shit on other people because if you were you wouldn't be in here addressing the stans/fans.
As far as stupid goes, the fact that you are on here bitching about what the fuck other people are saying makes you stupid.
In conclusion, bitch sit down. I will waste my time talking about whatever the hell I want to. Don't like it? Scroll past.
You have a shitty day ;o)
Hey i had a talk with Miss Janet and here is the a copy of the call transcript.
ReplyDeleteTina Knowles: Hello, may I speak to Miss Janet Jackson please?
Janet: Speaking.
Tina Knowles: Hey Janet. How's your migraines?
Janet: I'm feeling much better thank you for asking.
Tina Knowles: Where are you?
Janet: Umm just got back from Dubai with Jermaine. We had a good time. We rode camels in the desert.
Tina Knowles: Wow. 2 jackasses on a camel. Send me pictures. Listen I was throwing a party for Beyonce called the "She's the Shit Party" in celebration of her being the shit on a stick. I wanted to invite you and your pet weasel and I also wanted get some ideas. I wanted to know what kinda party did you throw for yourself back when you were the shit?
Janet: Wow... gee...
Tina Knowles: Do you remember that far back? Let me help you out. Don Cornelius was still hosting Soul Train. The Cosby Show was on NBC's Thursday nights at 8 followed by A Different World at 8:30...
Janet: Wow...ummm...
Tina Knowles: Jesse was still keeping hope alive...
Janet: Ummm...
Tina Knowles: The reason I was lurking on your fansites and noticed that your stans have been speaking a lot of garbage about my child. Do your stans know that there's a new sheriff in town?
Janet: No Ma'am.
Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that Beyonce runs ALL of this shit?
Janet: No Ma'am.
Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that hating doesn't increase your relevance or record sales?
Janet: No Ma'am.
Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that it's not 1993?
Janet: No Ma'am.
Tina Knowles: Do your stans know that the party is pretty much over?
Janet: No Ma'am.
Tina Knowles: Would you mind telling them that I don't appreciate the hate thrown on my child and that if they continue to hate then I will send them all a mean Creole computer virus, the likes of which Norton Anti-Virus has never seen.
Janet: I can't do that Miss Tina. I need all the stan support I can get. See I was a widely respected icon, then I fucked it up trying to do what the the fast girls do. I didn't trust that my talent alone would carry me through. So now I have to fight to get my crown back. Yes Beyonce is better than all of us at everything except dance including, but not limited to singing, acting, and wind surfing, but we ALL need deluded stans and I'm one Lil Wayne collaboration away from a comeback. I can't give up now.
Tina: OK. Sorry for to go off, I just get real sensitive about my offspring.
Janet: I understand. Am I still invited to Vegas this week?
Tina: Girl, we pushed it back to next week, Beyonce has to carry Jay to the doctor. His hip gave out again.
Janet: Oh, ok.
Tina Knowles: Alright, take care yourself, my little pig foot.
Thanx for all the Scripts...
ReplyDelete*Some PPL have too much time on their hands*
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ReplyDelete"Neutral" Stan: All you haters and stans just need to get some business and stop hating and stanning. It seems to me that you all have nothing better to do than spend HOURS doing this. I have so much to do that I don't have time to hate on anyone nor do I stan for anyone. JEEZ!
ReplyDeleteMe: *SMH* Ummm to the neutral stan. I have a question. How is it that you have so much to do, that you don't have HOURS to come HERE and hate or stan for anyone, but you have HOURS to come HERE to tell us not to do so?
"Neutral" Stan: Huh? That doesn't make any sense. What the hell do you mean?
Me: oooookay let me rephrase. If you don't have HOURS to come on this site to hate or stan then you don't have HOURS to come here and tell us not to do so.
"Neutral" Stan: I just wanted to point out that you people are spending your time unwisely. Who wants to spend their time hating or lifting someone up that they don't know?
Me: We do.
"Neutral" Stan: Why?
Me: Because it is OUR muthafukkin time to waste.
"Neutral" Stan: *head starts spinning* But you don't like Pizza Hut so just go to Papa John's.
Me: What bitch?
"Neutral" Stan: *head still spinning* I'm sorry I lost focus. Why would you spend hours of your life hating or promoting someone you don't know?
Me: I already answered that moron. What I want to know is why would you spend hours trying to get us to stop?
"Neutral" Stan: Because I was trying to make a point but I forgot what that point was. Oh God I think I'm...*HEAD EXPLODES*
Me: Good. One stan down, ten more to go. *tosses hair and walks the fuck out*
This story begins with man named Matthew and a woman named Tina. They were in love. One night God directed Matthew to the local ABC store and that night over a bottle of Wild Turkey (or Cold Duck, depending on who you ask) they consummated their love. They hunched. They had wild, nasty, sweaty monkey sex. 9 months later our savior was born. Her birth was quite a spectacle. As Baby Beyonce made her grand entrance out of Tina's womb, there was a 10-piece band playing Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely" and as soon as Beyonce's head peeked through Tina's vajayjay there were fireworks which shot in the air and spelled "BEYONCE!". Matthew, always the hustler, knew his daughter would be special so he sold tickets to the birth of Beyonce for $50 a piece. For $400 you could get the Gold Package and you got to take pictures with Tina and Baby Beyonce, and you could also take home a piece of the umbilical cord as a souvenir. Tickets, of course sold out, but for those who couldn't make it Matthew taped the whole birth for release on VHS and Betamax.
ReplyDeleteOf course, Beyonce was hated on even at birth. Some of the doctors and nurses didn't like the way she came out of Tina's birth canal so they started a petition asking her to go back in Tina and come out again. But Beyonce didn't let that stop her...
Although Beyonce grew up with a loving family in upper-middle class Houston life for Beyonce wasn't easy. In school a bunch of the uglier, less talented kids ganged up on her and picked on her because she was so gorgeous and talented and all that shit. During this time Beyonce gained the strength to overcome those who doubted her. One day Matthew discovered that Beyonce could sing. Those who were there that day said they actually saw dollar signs in his eyes, like literally, dollar signs. From that moment on Tina and Matthew worked tirelessly to help their daughter achieve her dream of one day becoming the baddest chick in the game. Matthew still had Crown Royal bags full of quarters from when he was 16 so he figured he would be good with money, so he appointed himself as Beyonce's manager, and Tina's cousin owned Patti's Palace of Polyester, so she got the hookup on some sweet discounts on the latest man-made fabrics; she appointed herself as Beyonce's wardrobe stylist. As manager it was Matthew's job to find the best opportunities for his daughter, and as wardrobe stylist it was Tina's job to ensure that her daughter was always dresssed in the best tacky that her sewing machine could create.
I would like to DVD skip the parts where Beyonce was in Destiny's Child, you know that story. Kelly, Michelle, Farrah, T-Boz, whoever. Members left. Beyonce went solo. What you don't know is that Beyonce is on good terms with all former members of Destiny's Child. Her and LeTavia and LeToya reconciled years ago at the Cheesecake Factory in Atlanta. Beyonce was knee-deep in hot wings and LeTavia and LeToya saw her and decided that it was time to put an end to their feud. Beyonce saw them approaching with their arms stretched out for a hug and thought they were trying to attack her and so she bodyslammed them both. She broke a couple of tables and LeTavia walked with a limp for about 6 months, but once they cleared up the misunderstanding they forgave each other and today they are on good terms. Beyonce is even on good terms with Farrah, she gave Farrah huge tip when Farrah waited on her table at Ruby Tuesday's. Which really shows how kind and compassionate Beyonce is.
Hey! Whoever is writing these stories and transcripts, PLEASE email me! I would love these on the new site! :-)
ReplyDeletePrincess_k03@yahoo.com
HateherZanonymous.blogspot.com
u can all suck a huge juciy cock,but not jazs cuz hes married.
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL LOL Seriously Cool's Shadow, you need to get that to Miss Andi K... she's looking for good writers.
ReplyDeleteUm Cool's Shadow @2:13. I replied to you from 7:06 and 10:26. Clearly YOU have too much time on your hands, coming up with imaginary scripts that no one will ever see. I only made a few comments with in the past week, yet here you are, hating like a mofo, "bitching and complaining" (as you put it?) about some one you don't know, nor does she know you. The most time I've been spent on here (which only includes reading your rants and everyone else's stupid comments about this woman) is only about 10-15 minutes (for each time I actually made a comment). Is that considered a lot Mr. Cooley High Shadow? Huh? I will check back tomorrow to see if you replied.
ReplyDeleteLike I said, I like some of her songs, what's wrong with that? You are so angry at her that you believe anyone who remotely tolerates her that they are just full on stans and they hate people like you, and you hate her stans and fans. That's sad. You are still right. I don't have the right to tell people what they should and should not do with their time. I just voiced my opinion that it's stupid for stans to do what they do, and what you are doing.
But keep ranting. You are absolutely hilarious! I love how you get so worked up about me believing that I make all the anon comments about secretly being a neutral stan and all, it's absolutely ridiculous and over the top funny. I look forward to more of your work!
and 8:15 is dead funny! lol!!!!
Oh P.S. @ Cool's Shadow: Why are you named that Mr. Cool Breezy Shadow person?
OH yeah at Mr. Cool Runnings Shadow *I missed this gem*:
ReplyDelete"You obviously are not above talking shit on other people because if you were you wouldn't be in here addressing the stans/fans.
As far as stupid goes, the fact that you are on here bitching about what the fuck other people are saying makes you stupid."
So you want me to really be just as ignorant as you are? Because I can talk shit. Anyone can talk shit. I'm sure if I really had the time to do some research, I can figure out was to stan for/hate this Creole woman, but I don't (see I used the world "Creole", I know haters frown upon that for what ever reason). I still love Crazy in Love and Irreplaceable, but I don't really like anything else. OK maybe Single Ladies. That was catchy.
OK I STAN FOR THIS WHITE WOMAN!!!!! SHE SOLD 200 MILLION ALBUMS AND IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!! SHE DOESN'T NEED THOSE OTHER BELL PEPPER NOSED WOMEN IN THAT GROUP!!!! BEYONCE IS GOD!!!!! SHE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
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Is this what you are expecting from me Cool place? Or what about:
BITCH FUCK THIS DUMB BITCH!!!! SHE AIN'T SHIT!!!! HER ALBUMS ARE FLOPPING HER TITTIES ARE FLOPPING HER HAIR IS ALWAYS A MESS!!!! SHE'S A BITCH OF THE HIGHEST OF BITCHYNESS!!! HER STANS ARE STUPID, THEY ARE UNEDUCATED, HER STANS TITTIES ARE FLOPPING, HER STANS ARE COCK SUCKERS!!!!!! SHE'S THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!! SHE's CORRUPTING OUR CHILDREN!!!!!
^^^
See I picked these up just from the ignorant comments in here alone. I'm sure you are wondering which side I'm on. Well once again, it's NEITHER. I don't hate Beyonce, nor do care for her that much. It's just not in me to hate people. You have the right to say what ever you want, but don't act like people can't disagree with you or have to choose sides because real life (you know, outside this blog you clearly patrol) doesn't work that way. You are so wrong for calling me a hypocrite because it seems in your mind that I stan for Beyonce. But I really don't know that much about her Cool Jazz, other than Crazy in Love, Irreplaceable, and Single Ladies. If you want to know more about me, you can go here if you like:
http://bit.ly/7zeGKw
*sniggles* OK ignore that (if you dare not click on it lol!)
Even though you told me to "have a shitty day" *sad jude law face* I still want you to have a blessed day and have many achievements, and if this Hate on Bey site gets you your kicks, then you do you. It still doesn't change my opinion that it's a sad thing.
PS - I spent approximately 1 hour and..... 35 minutes on my comments today (Dec 18 @ 1:38am EST). So I guess that would be alot huh Cool treats?
"...I'm sure if I really had the time to do some research, I can figure out was to stan for/hate this Creole woman, but I don't (see I used the world "Creole", I know haters frown upon that for what ever reason)..."
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world = word
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ReplyDeleteFAIL bitch. With your delusional ass, secretly stanning for this bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are telling anyone what they can do or say about anyone? Fuckup you need psychiatric help, along with your crispy Yaki Princess, in a 51/50 hold, because your logic = dog shit. Don't come back tomorrow, we or Cooley Shadow don't need you here. Bitch Boom Bye. (I know you will see this message because your obsessed ass refreshing this page every 20 minutes as we type to see if anything new will pop up, cunt)
TINA KNOWLES FILED FOR DIVORCE
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PASS IT ON!!
THERES PROOF
I'm the mod of weallhateonbeyonce and I've wriiten a post on the blog kinda explaining why I went MIa and some other stuff, if you go over there you can read it and make your own conclusions
ReplyDelete^^^ that is a different I AM... RIDICULOUS @ 12/18/09 10:58 PM than the original, nor will I use the name again after this...just fyi
ReplyDeleteI am mainly here to laugh, not cuss people out.
All of this stuff is really weird...and shadowy...I don't care much for the gag orders or the cease and dessist stuff yall seem to encounter.
ReplyDeletei mean be straight and tell us what's really going on. You,soulgirl, sandra rose...I mean really?...I don't wanna draw my own conclusions I want you to tell us!
Someone wrote a spell on the other site..now it seems to just be a bunch of crazies trying to cover the sent or trail of what was once a hot topic.
Anyway, I keep an eye out for the BS and all this shut down blogs stuff is some strange BS...if yall never come backin full affect I appreciate you opening the door and facilitating this discussion. I am so glad to know that even though the people who are physically around me might be brainwashed to the point of no return.....I am very glad to know that not everyone is.....
that being said....2009 was an interesting year for these kinds of blogs and if anyone wants to keep in touch with those of us that are no longer sleep.....lets follow each other...subscribe to each other's blogs...let's feed each other new found information...HOB connected us, but we won't let it stop there. I really need to take all the posts and comments from last january and save them to show to school children and teenagers...it's been some good stuff...
But if you guys served your purpose and it's over...I get that...you probably are all on the MWE payroll and these blogs were designed to divert our attention and keep us away from the mainstream boards...
Whatever, now that she has been exposed she has lost respect and has been proven to be the satanic vehical that we thought she was....thank you HOB!!! Mision accomplished and much appreciated!
ok so which bald-headed, yeast infected CUNTTTT let these gatdam BEYONCEITIS bitches out of their cages? thats the primary reason why i can't stand beyonce is because of her shitty ass diaper rash having ass stans!! Bey stans hate on every artist BUT BEYONCE while I at a bare minimum have respect for every artist BUT the bitch. Yall Beyonce cunts stand in a single file line to scrape the crust of that bitches asshole, while I stand in a single file line to kick her in it... now suck a fat one.
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