Thursday, March 5, 2009

Beyonce in a Commercial



Please look at this video of Beyonce appearing as a newscaster to Elizabeth Banks and Eva Longoria Parker for a L’Oréal Paris TV Ad. Beyonce is so absent minded and lost that she doesn't even notice that shes not the star of the commercial. In the commercial, it appears that Beyonce is not star quality enough to strut her stuff down the runway, but shes good enough to sit there and smile in the camera like a stuffed animal. Why did they have the black girl (Beyonce) with her back to the camera in most scenes? Now, y'all know I can't stand Beyonce but I think this commercial is a little racist and I'm guess you can say I am sorta pizzed off about it. OK - I'm over it already. That wig sitting up on her head is atrocious, and those teeth appear to be getting smaller and smaller as she gets older.

12 comments:

  1. What you Smoking??

    Beyonce has the CUTEST teeth Structure ive ever seen, its just as cute as when Lil Wayne Smiles, he has cute teeth too...

    The Mod likes to Lick the SHIT from beyonce's Ass. it must taste good huh Mod??

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  2. Beyonce is boring in the commercial, yet Eva (so not a fan) and Elizabeth have pizazz. Both actresses really know how to sell a product. Beyonce, not so much.

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  3. Damn Mod, somebody *clears throat 3:25* really really missed you.

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  4. What is that on Beyonce's head LOL Dam.n it must weigh a TON LOL. How pathetic, and again you can see she' is MUCH OLDER than the other girls...Beyonce give up that I'm 27 bullish please because your as.s. is well in your 30's. Solange maybe 27 but your coochie popping, stank as.s aint seen 20 nothing in several years.

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  5. Wow the camera didn't really focus on Beyonce and she look like she was lost. I wish Matthew would take that money they have and get a speech coach damn that country accent is on there like woo

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  6. she always looks like a dumbass deer caught in headlights.

    why the hell is she in this commercial anyway? the bitch hasn't shown her real hair in 20yrs!

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  7. I know, she wasn't in there very long. and she looked real stupid trying to act...ugh

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  8. I didnt even watch it. I am sad because I used to love to hate on this chic but I feel her relevance is really fading and I am starting not to care anymore!

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  9. Where is the MOD of this site? I'm all for this site MOD but you must be consistent. If you want your site to continue it's popularity you have to stay on top of your game. You posted this stuff on March the 5th, and it's Marth 15th. Normally blogs update daily. What are you waiting for? Just keep posting. As you continue to post more people will visit however if you miss posting for days, and weeks you will lose peoples interest and thats probably whats happening now. So, I say to you, lets get this site going, because I'm all for hating on Bey's stank non talented choochie poppin a.s.s :-)

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  10. don't make it a racial thing...shes not on camera a lot cuz shes simply a no-good-talentless-coochi-popping-ho-whocant-act-tosave-herlife bitch!
    whooo did i miss one?

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  11. I love Erykah Badu adn the other day I heard her speak and shes got a southern accent like BBitch ...so it kinda made me not want to watch the interview with Erykah...this ho is ruining it for everyone!

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  12. intersting bey looks so sad and uncomterable.

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