Friday, May 15, 2009
Its all my fault
1st week - 28 million (You Peons make me sick)
2nd week- 12 million (57.9% decrease in sales LOL)
3rd week- 6 million (45.6 decrease in sales LMAO)
Yes, Its my fault that Beyonces movie 'Obsessed' did sorta well at the box office because I was too busy to post on her and deter you peons from going to see the movie. I would like to credit myself for the flop on her previous film, 'Cadillac Records'. The reason I deserve the credit on the flop is because I had loads and loads of time to post on how ridiculous of an actress she is and my hard work payed off by the movie, Cadillac Records flopping so hard! I enjoyed every second of it.
On the other hand, since I was busy traveling the globe, being a fabulous bitch, and loving my life - I didn't have time to post my haterism in regards to the movie 'Obsessed' so it didn't flop as I hoped it would - If I would have been on my job, the movie would have tanked for sure!
Anyway, I will not allow another one of her movies to be box office magic. Trust me when I say this!
Right now, my fellow group of haters...you can all blame me for the movie making 28 million on its opening weekend... That means that it shouldn't make any more money and it will certainly tank when it goes to DVD. I will make sure of that because I am a hater!
see movie statistics here