Friday, May 15, 2009

Its all my fault



1st week - 28 million (You Peons make me sick)
2nd week- 12 million (57.9% decrease in sales LOL)
3rd week- 6 million (45.6 decrease in sales LMAO)

Yes, Its my fault that Beyonces movie 'Obsessed' did sorta well at the box office because I was too busy to post on her and deter you peons from going to see the movie. I would like to credit myself for the flop on her previous film, 'Cadillac Records'. The reason I deserve the credit on the flop is because I had loads and loads of time to post on how ridiculous of an actress she is and my hard work payed off by the movie, Cadillac Records flopping so hard! I enjoyed every second of it.

On the other hand, since I was busy traveling the globe, being a fabulous bitch, and loving my life - I didn't have time to post my haterism in regards to the movie 'Obsessed' so it didn't flop as I hoped it would - If I would have been on my job, the movie would have tanked for sure!
Anyway, I will not allow another one of her movies to be box office magic. Trust me when I say this!

Right now, my fellow group of haters...you can all blame me for the movie making 28 million on its opening weekend... That means that it shouldn't make any more money and it will certainly tank when it goes to DVD. I will make sure of that because I am a hater!
see movie statistics here

13 comments:

  1. Not sure why it did sorta well. Could it Idris? Every one who I know that saw the movie said it was so predictable and sucked big time. Except for the fight sceen. I wouldnt go see a Beyonce movie even if it were free.

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  2. This ho has to be the most haggered looking 27 (ahem) year old I have seem ever. Me thinks she is about 35.

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  3. You got alot of catching up to do, but glad to see you back. Its time to reclaim your spot!!

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  4. We said go harder and you came with it. lol

    so where'd you go?

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  5. Gril that Movies sucked but I seen it on bootleg

    Wish I would go to the movies to see this hoe on the big screen

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  6. There was nothing else playing. so no competition. no offense to jamie foxx, but i see homeless guys everyday for free.

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  7. The movie sucked big time!
    Beyonce cannot act, she always looks like she is out of her element unless she is poppin her pu**y!

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  8. Idris and Ali made that movie, they sandwiched her and she was lucky...lol

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  9. I watch a bootleg of this movie, and the shit was BORING!!!!! Idris is a great actor, but the rest of the movie is shit, including beyonce! The slut cant act!

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  10. When her numbers started to fall, they tried to place this movie in addtional movie theaters --- like that was going to help her failing career!

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  11. I told you, she's teaming up with the likable (Idris), to ensure that she remains "revelant".

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  12. Damn Smh hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya need balls and tities

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